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Check out Play Orc if you’ve got a thing for green women.

Just some random weirdness for your Saturday. 

Thanks for your serving your country. How about a free shirt?

Hardcore Family Guy fan.

Not enough thought was put into this Black History Month promotion.

Never binge drink with a helmet on.

My kinda woman.

You might have heard of the Fart Button before. Well this takes that to the next level. Introducing the Poo Button. Touch it, you know you want to.

I’ve always wanted to put one of those giant air horn setups in my car. Hornblasters.com makes it easy. They sell all the stuff you need to put a genuine train horn in your daily driver. These suckers are LOUD!

Check out the fun you can have with one of these setups:

Do you remember Amy Fisher? She used to be called the Long Island Lolita. Apparently when she was a teenager back in 1992, she was having an affair with a real creepy bastard, Joey Buttafuoco, a sleazeball married mechanic that was probably more than twice her age.

I guess poor Amy got a bit too caught up in the affair and tried to off Joey’s wife with a handgun shot to the head at close range.

Anyway, fast forward to the present, and now we have Amy Fisher coming out with her own sex tape. I guess her current lover decided to leak this tape to make a quick buck after they had split up temporarily.

Lucky for us, the folks at RedLightDistrict bought the rights to the sex tape so we can all enjoy it. Check out Amy in action below. She’s actually not too bad looking. Kinda creepy to picture that gorilla Joey Buttafuoco jamming his rod in her though.

Apparently Amy Fisher’s Sex Tape is almost an hour long and is fully hardcore!

This story is so fucked up it made me mad reading it. It figures a dirty judge would be the one responsible for it. Fuck judges, fuck lawyers and most importantly, FUCK THE POLICE! Here’s the article:

Property right wrongly taken

The story is so absurd, so unfair, so ludicrous, I had a difficult time believing that it could actually happen - even in Boulder.

It’s about a couple named Don and Susie Kirlin. They moved to the city in 1980. A few years later, the Kirlins purchased a plot of land near their residence, hoping to someday build a “dream home.”

“We took advantage of the market in the early ’80s,” says Susie Kirlin, almost apologetic for making a smart investment.

Children interfered slightly with the master plan - three of them in the next few years - postponing any development of the property.

As the children began to make their own way in life, the couple decided it was time to finally develop the property in late 2006.

By then, it was too late.

Despite owning the land, despite living only 200 yards from the property, despite hiking past it every week with their three dogs, despite spraying for weeds and fixing fences, despite paying homeowner association dues and property taxes each year, someone else had taken a shine to it. Someone powerful.

Former Boulder District Judge, Boulder Mayor, RTD board member - among other elected positions - Richard McLean and his wife, attorney Edith Stevens, used an arcane common law called “adverse possession” to claim the land for their own.

All McLean needed was to develop an

“attachment” to it.

Undoubtedly, his city connections couldn’t have hurt, either.

In the court papers, McLean and his family admit to regularly trespassing on the Kirlins’ property.

They created paths. They said they put on a political fundraiser and parties on it (though not a single photograph of these events surfaced in court documents).

This habit of trespassing developed into an affection.

If we take McLean at his word, he should have been treated appropriately: like a common criminal. Instead, the former judge demanded a chunk of the land for himself - and implausibly he got it.

How did the Kirlins learn this travesty was afoot? Susie Kirlin was warned about it at a Boulder High School football game. Be cautious, her neighbor warned, someone has designs on your property.

“I laughed when I first heard it. I really didn’t know that anyone had an emotional attachment to our land,” Kirlin tells me. “I was quite surprised. I was even more surprised that someone could claim our land. But my neighbor told me this was a well- connected person and I should take it seriously.”

When the couple began building a fence on the land - which is within Boulder city limits, not out in the wilderness - McLean was able, according to the Kirlins, to obtain a restraining order in an exceptionally speedy 2 1/2 hours.

Boulder District Judge Morris Sandstead, who served with McLean, issued the restraining order quite swiftly.

Serendipity, I guess.

All of this adds up to District Judge James Klein ordering the Kirlins to sign over about 34 percent of their 4,750-square-foot lot to McLean and his wife last month.

“Now the lot is just about worthless,” explains Don Kirlin. “We estimate the land was worth about $800,000 to a million dollars. Now, we can’t build anything on it.”

Surely, that was the goal.

To add insult, the case, which the Kirlins are appealing, has cost the family over $100,000 in legal fees.

Property rights, one of the foundational ideas of this nation, mean less and less these days. Abusive eminent domain cases are popping up all over the county. This, a bit different, is probably one of the most absurd cases I’ve heard.

Boulder has a reputation of being a, um, quirky town. Some of this is indisputably deserved. Judging from the angry reaction up there, however, most citizens are outraged. And that is certainly heartening.

Attempts to reach McLean were unsuccessful. His lawyer declined comment. McLean’s legacy, we can only hope, is sullied for good.

But what lesson can we all learn from this episode? Easy. If you fancy some undeveloped property - and have no scruples - keep walking on it until you create a path.

Have a party.

Eventually, the land can be yours.

You can view the original article here.

I’m sure most of you folks in the US think that you’d be hard pressed to end up with a worse president than George W. Bush. Well believe me, it’s possible. Enter Lawrence Connor. An insane person that has hopes of becoming your next president.

Check out his campaign site here:

www.chooseconnor2008.com

This guy is a total nut job. All you have to do is watch some of his youtube videos to see that.

The worst part is that he used to have aspirations of becoming a porn star. Some guys in the industry thought they would take advantage of his aspirations, so they arranged a fuck session with porn star Lanni Barbie.

Well they made poor old Lawrence agree that if he couldn’t get it up he would have to take a dildo up the ass from Lanni.

Witness the dildo incident here.

So when you sit back counting the days until Bush is out of office, keep in mind, it could always get worse.

In this day of Internet media, I have no idea why anyone would still buy magazines. I guess they are convenient when you are on the shitter, but that is about it. This site tracks how quickly print magazines are closing up shop, and it is obvious they are dropping like flies.

Check out the Magazine Death Pool.

Before that little emo kid made it big in the Sam Raimi Spiderman films, there was the true legend, the Italian Spiderman. He couldn’t shoot webs and wasn’t even that strong, but he was a winner with the ladies.

OK, you might have seen my previous post called Natural Born Losers. Up until today, that was the sickest, most twisted shit I had ever seen on the net.

Let me tell you, compared to what I seen today, that shit is child’s play. Let me show you the new king. This shit is fucked up, this shit is horrible. I do not even know if it is real yet, but I am 99% sure it is. It just looks too real to be fake.

OK, enough of the small talk, here it is. It might not be up for long because I am sure someone is going to be going to jail for this. Did I mention that it is the sickest thing I have ever seen?

Before you go searching to see if it is real, don’t waste your time. I spent hours searching and couldn’t find anything about it. At first I thought it was a scene from a Spanish movie called Aftermath. After doing some research, I found this is definitely not the same thing.

Anyway, you have been warned.