Archive for November, 2007

Strange But True

Pied Asian Girls

Those crazy Japs are always up to no good. They have some of the freakiest fetishes around, including eating each other’s vomit, shoving eels up their asses and shooting them out like rockets, and that whole tentacle porn / schoolgirl thing they have going on.

Here’s a new one. Asian girls smashing pies in each other’s faces. It’s like they try to make sure they have every last obscure fetish possible covered. Who the hell even thinks of filming shit like this, let alone making a whole website where the sell pie in the face videos? The sad part is they probably make a ton of money from it too.

Pied Asian Girls

Check out Asian girls getting covered in pie here.

Funny Stuff, Weird Pics

Homeless People Signs

You gotta love panhandlers. You know you’ve reached the bottom of the barrel when you’ll actually sit out on the street and ask complete strangers for money.

I really like it when some of these homeless bastards get creative. I usually throw them a couple shiny pennies if they make me laugh. Here’s some of the best panhandling signs I’ve seen. You’ll notice that when one bum finds something that works well, most of the other bums will try to copy it.

Panhandler 1

Panhandler 2

Panhandler 3

Panhandler 4

Panhandler 5

Panhandler 6

Panhandler 7

Panhandler 8

Panhandler 9

Panhandler 10

Panhandler 11

Panhandler 12

Panhandler 13

Panhandler 14

Panhandler 15

Panhandler 16

Now that all those stinky hobos have you turned on, I hope you’ll enjoy some

HOBO PORN!!!!

Funny Stuff

419Eater.com

If you’ve been using email for more than a year, chances are you’ve received at least one 419 scam email from some Nigerian piece of shit. These are the scams where they tell you that they have a lot of money they need to get out of the country and that they will pay you a good percentage of it just for letting them wire it to your bank account temporarily. There are many variations on this scam, but they all end up with you getting ripped off.

419Eater is a site that baits these scamming Nigerian fucks and makes them look like fools. They make them think that they have a sucker on the hook, and then make the Nigerian scammer perform a whole bunch of humiliating things.

The chat transcripts are always hilarious, and in some cases they even get the scammer to send them nude pics of themselves.

419Eater.com

Check out 419Eater.com to see some of these Nigerian scumbags get their just desserts.

Funny Stuff, Weird Pics

Pictures I Like For A Variety Of Reasons

This guy finds some really weird pictures and posts funny commentary about them. The comments are actually the best part.

Check out the Funny Pictures here

Freaks, Weird Porn

PumpToys Ball Pumper Gallery

I guess there are people out there that actually enjoy putting a vacuum-like device on their balls in order to inflate them to gigantic proportions. WHY? Even more weird is that there is a site that sells these pumps. Check out PumpToys.com.

Their picture gallery is fucking disgusting. A few of these sick fucks suction their balls until they are the size of csaba melons!

Check out the PumpToys BullPen to see all sorts of freakishly inflated ballsacks.

Strange But True

World’s Largest Ball of Paint

What do you get when you have two people who are extremely bored, add in a baseball, and finish things off with over 20,000 coats of paint? You get the world’s largest ball of paint, of course!

World's Largest Ball of Paint

Not sure what prompted someone to do this, but apparently they took a baseball and kept painting it until they ended up with what you see here. Check out the world’s largest ball of paint here.

Gross Stuff, Weird Videos

2 Girls 1 Finger

I actually just finished eating a bunch of onion dip, and I’m not really in the mood for this shit. If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, well, this is just as bad. Fuck off. I am sick of this shit.

Here is Two Girls One Finger.

Funny Stuff, Weird Videos

Sad Kermit sings Hurt

I don’t know why, but I laugh my ass off everytime I watch this video. Kermit is heart-broken after the loss of his pal, Jim Henson, so he turns to a life of drugs and prostitution. For some reason I like this version of the song just as much as the Johnny Cash and NIN originals.

The creators of Sad Kermit have more parodies in the works, but none of them are as good as this one. You can check out the rest of Kermit’s songs at SadKermit.com.

Strange But True

Dirty Disney

Over the years there has been controversy over some of the hidden and subliminal messages that naughty Disney animators have slipped into some of their films. I can’t verify if all of these are true, but they’ve been spread around enough that I have to believe that some of them are legitimate.

The thing is that when most of these movies were made, there wasn’t any easy way for people to find these things, and the animators knew this. It was sort of an inside joke. I remember when the Jessica Rabbit stuff hit the news, it was because it came out on Laserdisc and someone found it with the freeze frame feature. Anyway, on with the show:

1. Lion King

What do those stars spell in the background? Looks like SEX to me.

Lion King Sex

2. The Rescuers

Look who’s peeking out that window!

The Rescuers

3. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Someone’s been taking wardrobe lessons from Britney Spears.

Jessica Rabbit Crotch Shot

4. The Little Mermaid

Looks like the priest pops a boner in one frame. Must have a thing for young girls.

Mermaid Bishop Boner

5. The Little Mermaid

Is that a penis I see in the background?

Little Mermaid - Penis on the cover

6. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

This is one that has actually been debunked, but I still thought it was pretty funny. Apparently when some people listen to the scene with Donald Duck in this movie, they think he calls Daffy Duck a “God Dam Stupid Nigger!” Apparently that is not the case, but you can click here to have a listen for yourself. Just click the link near the bottom that says “Listen To Donald Duck“.

Gross Stuff, Weird Pics

Really Offensive Pics

This site I found called B0g.org is a veritable cornucopia of disgusting images and sick shit. I can’t believe some of the crap I am seeing on this site. It kinda reminds me of the old ogrish.com, before they destroyed it and made it into liveleak.com (although that is still not too bad of a site)

Anyway, if you want your daily dose of horrible pictures, including death, mutilation and other offensive stuff, then just check out this page at B0g.org. It’s my new favourite site! I wouldn’t feel right now without posting an example, so here you go. (dude got his fingers blown off by a firecracker) This is the mildest photo I could find there. Everything else was so nasty I didn’t even want to host it on my servers.

fingers blown off by firecracker

You can find the background story on this picture here.

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