Archive for October 17th, 2007

Funny Stuff

MedicalAdoptions.com

From their site:

“We are a domestic and international adoption agency where parents are free to adopt a child who is a perfect match (up to 18 yrs) for the transplant of one or more “non-essential” organs to be donated to one of the adopting parents or your own children. Your new son or daughter would give you their heart, if it was possible, but a lung, eye or three feet of intestine might be enough to prove that love.”

Sweet! That means I’ll be able to adopt a kid, harvest his liver, and keep on drinking Budweiser every day! No 12 step programs for me!

If you think you might need some organs soon, make sure you visit

MedicalAdoptions.com

to order yourself up some children to use for spare parts.

Weird Porn

Human Toilet Bowls

This is pretty crazy, even for a porn site. These guys put a toilet seat on these poor girls heads, then basically treat them like they are a toilet. They jizz all over them and even make them drink up any spillage with a straw. You’ll notice they always start out smiling and happy, but by the end it is usually a different story.

Check out a few of their galleries below to see the madness:

Human Toilet Bowl Gallery 1

Human Toilet Bowl - Gallery 2

Human Toilet Bowl - Gallery 3

Pretty nasty stuff. If you want to see more of these women being used as toilets, then visit:

Human Toilet Bowls

Gross Stuff

Puke Planet

They bill their site as:

The Internet’s only site devoted to Puke and Vomit. Guaranteed.”

Well since I have seen about a hundred sites like that, I would beg to differ, but I must admit theirs is one of the most professional looking.

Especially impressive was this picture they had posted of Keanu Heaves, I mean Reaves, vomiting out of his Mercedes door.

Keanu Heaves 

Check out PukePlanet.com for more vomit