Archive for October, 2007

Gross Stuff

Voluntary Amputations

So here’s a gallery of people that have cut off one or more of their body parts ON PURPOSE. That’s right, they just decided one day they didn’t want to look at it anymore, so they hacked it off and took pictures.

Sadly, the site looks like it hasn’t been maintained in quite a while, and most of the links don’t work, but there is enough still there to give you the idea.

 Witness the stupidity here.

Strange But True

Scrotum Gift Shop

Ever wanted a purse made out of an animal’s ballsack? Me too! Thankfully we are in luck, because I’ve found this Scrotum Gift Shop.

Kangaroo Balls

They seem to specialize in Kangaroo scrotums. I’ve always wanted my name, “Evil Dick”, embossed on a nice Kangaroo ballsack. Sadly, the testicles are not included.

Get your kangaroo ballsacks here.

Weird News

Don Vito Convicted Of Sexual Assault

It just doesn’t get any better than that. This guy has always been one of the creepiest looking fuckers I’ve ever seen, and then he goes and makes himself even creepier by molesting a couple 13 year old girls. Imagine this big, sweaty, cross-eyed fucker coming at you with a boner. Those kids are going to be permanently scarred.

Don Vito - One Sexy Bitch!

Don Vito has been found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child. He was acquitted on one count.

Vito, real name Vincent Margera, who is Bam Margera’s outrageous uncle on MTV’s “Viva La Bam,” was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at a mall in a Denver suburb. The victims of the sexual assault were 12 and 13. After the verdict was read, Don collapsed to the floor and yelled, “Just kill me now!” Deputies restrained him — and took his ass off to jail.

Read the rest of the article here.

Strange But True

Child Drowning Prevention

This company offers training that will supposedly teach your babies a technique to keep themselves from drowning. That is all fine and dandy, but the opening video on the site has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. They dump the kid in the pool and let him sit there blubbering on his back for 5 minutes. I can’t even explain it, you just have to see it. For some reason it cracks me up.

Check out the child drowning prevention video.

Weird Pics

Worst Halloween Costumes

Here’s a collection of the worst halloween costumes I could find. (or the best, depending on your sense of humour)

Sheep Fucker

Sheep Fucker

Steve Irwin 

The Steve Irwin Costume

The Naughty Priest

The Naughty Priest Halloween Costume

The Bloody MaxiPad

The Bloody MaxiPad

The Penis Monster 

Penis Monster

The Human Toilet

The Human Toilet

Aunt Jemimah and a Waffle

(try to pull this one off in any major US city)Aunt Jemimah Costume

Jon Benet Ramsey

(wow, that ones too much even for me)

JonBenet Ramsey Costume

Weird News

Good Samaritans Stop Rape In Progress

SALEM, Ore. — Five Good Samaritans stopped a rape in progress in a south Salem neighborhood, according to police. Officers said a 22-year-old woman on crutches was walking near the intersection of Liberty and Boone streets southeast just before 1 a.m. Saturday when she was attacked and assaulted by 37-year-old Paul Landingham. According to authorities, a car with five people was driving by, saw what was happening and came to the woman’s rescue.Three men pulled Landingham off the woman and held him until police arrived at the scene.

Read the rest of the article here.

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HAHA!!!! Look at what they did to that slimeball’s face! Looks like the “good samaritans” did quite a number on Chester the Molester.

Rapist

That’s what you get for trying to rape a girl on crutches. Thankfully it sounds like the police weren’t too concerned with how bad they beat up on this rapist. Too bad they never killed him.

Weird News

Man charged for having sex with bike

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

 
Mountain bike; Man who had sex with bike in court
An object of lust?

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

“They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

Read the rest of the article here.

Weird Porn

Crack Whore Porn

There’s this one dude I know that has his own porn site. He films everything himself. The crazy part is that all he fucks is crack whores and prostitutes. I swear to god one of the girls he dicked was covered in AIDS sores. :(

His latest “model” was a hooker he filmed in a garbage dump. See him talking about it here. This guy is really a piece of work. He is either totally insane, or a genius.

Check out FoulFowl

for the worst in crack whore porn.

Crack Whore Porn

Weird Porn

HoboSexual

Do you like homeless men and bums? Do you like to see them naked? Me neither, but there’s a whole dam site with pictures of them. There’s nothing quite as disturbing as a naked hobo.

While my visit to their site was quick, I did happen to notice a link at the bottom to another one of their sites called HoboFoot. “Big Rough Man Feet - Old men peel off their socks 4 you!’

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning: this site will turn your stomach.

Visit Hobosexual.com

Freaks

Short Arm Guy

This dude has some short friggin’ arms. Plus he appears to be missing some fingers as well. I must admit, that tattoo he has is pretty bad ass though.

Check out ShortArmGuy.com

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