I don’t know how much they are paying this guy, or exactly what drugs he is on, but he sure seems to love his job.

Here’s something you don’t see too often in a riot. One of them decides to help himself to a free cell phone and quickly gets his ass handed to him by an onlooker. Good to see the thieving bastard get humiliated like that.

This shit happened at the recent G20 summit in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Apparently after this hit the news, Bell gave the “hero” a free cell phone and a $1000 donation in his name to a charity of his choice. Personally I think he probably would have appreciated receiving the $1000 himself.

I love how they try to market this as a legitimate mainstream product, when really it is nothing more than a fart blanket. I hope I never reach the stage in life where I would consider buying a fart blanket to absorb my fart vapours.

Gotta love those wacky Canadians. This is from an old game show that used to air on CTV back in the early eighties. I love how the audience basically bursts out laughing every time this creep practically molests a stranger’s child right in from of them. Creepy as fuck.

I came across this DVD a couple years ago and enjoyed the hell out of it. It’s called Queen of the Hood and features a bunch of redneck, white trash and black hood rats beating the shit out of each other in order to win the title of Queen of the Hood.

Sometimes they get some really odd matchups, like two tiny skinny girls fighting against a 300 pound giant bitch, or like this example where a skinny little guy has to fight a giant fat black whore. Click the pic below to check out the video.

For more great bitch fights visit the Queen of the Hood site here.

I don’t know which part is the most fucked up….

The fact that this guy was asking young girls to show their tits, or the fact that he fed a bird to his snake because they wouldn’t show their tits.

Enjoy.

By the way, if you haven’t checked out chatroulette.com yet, give it a try. That is where this image was taken from.

Unfortunately you are almost guaranteed to see a naked penis in your first five minutes.

I never thought I’d say this, but doing a remake of Scarface for a school play is totally inappropriate for kids of this age.

Having said that, it is fucking (I mean fudging) hilarious! At least they had the deceny to replace the pile of cocaine with popcorn.

I love this old guy. He doesn’t piss around.

The black guy needed “an ambulamps” by the time this was done.

I like how he goes up for a fresh supply of air, then sinks like a rock as he shoves his massive meat hammer into his own mouth. He even gets his flippers involved at one point. Creepy fucking animal.

This recording cracks me up. You can tell right from the start that she planned on shooting this dumb fucker. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Around here I would be put in prison for defending my home with a shotgun. Good for her. Crazy old man picked the wrong house to break in to.