This recording cracks me up. You can tell right from the start that she plannned on shooting this dumb fucker. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Around here I would be put in prison for defending my home with a shotgun. Good for her. Crazy old man picked the wrong house to break in to.
This looks fake as hell, but I would still suck on those disgusting little brown nips.
How could this give you a hard on? I think you’d be lucky to get away with just a few broken ribs.
Rumour has it he died shortly afterwards due to massive internal bleeding. (OK I just made that part up)
Remember the show ALF? Annoying furry alien that ends up living with an average American family? Total shit.
But surprisingly, it turns out there was a whole bunch of ALF episodes that got shitcanned and were never aired on TV. The writers took a very dark turn and ended up changing the father into a psychotic sexual predator.
It’s too bad they never aired these, the show probably would have lasted a few more seasons if they followed through on this storyline. Enjoy.
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I wouldn’t feel right posting this without also mentioning the fact that back in 2001, Alex Wright, ALF’s father on the show, was filmed having sex and smoking crack with homeless black men. Awesome, just awesome.
I don’t know why, but this video made me laugh my ass off. You’ll notice the downie staring off into space, apparently talking on a cell phone or something, then a little toddler comes charging in, much to the chagrin of the downie. For some reason this bugged the shit out of his retarded brain, so he decided to do a kick towards the little bugger.
Daddy is a hardcore thug who knocks the downie the fuck out! Click the pic below to check out the video. The comments below the video are pretty funny too.
|Kid With Down Syndrome KO-d For Kicking Toddler|
|Talk about being down for the count.|
This video would be hilarious if it wasn’t so obvious that this kid was on the verge of death. Look at how swollen and red those cheeks are! The fact that whoever is filming that is basically making fun of him makes it even more bizarre.
Actually, who am I kidding. This shit is still hilarious. Make sure you have your sound on.
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I’m not sure which makes me want to vomit the most.
Is it the horrible skin folds that are supposed to pass as testicles?
Perhaps it’s the 2 inch size, and horrible foreskin that makes it look more like a giant deformed clit?
No, it’s neither of those… it’s the horrible yellowish discharge that is pouring out of the end of it.
Here’s a video of a suicide bomber who didn’t quite finish the job. Watch as he squirms about on the ground, missing one leg and one arm.
That’s gotta suck being a three-time loser. First he failed at picking his religion, then he somehow got suckered into being a lowly suicide bomber, then he failed for the last time….performing a suicide bomb attack and still coming out of it alive.
Thankfully, I don’t think this turd lived very long after this video was taken. I can’t believe no one kicked him in the head while he was squirming on the ground there. That would have been my first instinct. I would have at least poked one of his bloody stumps with a stick.