This recording cracks me up. You can tell right from the start that she planned on shooting this dumb fucker. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Around here I would be put in prison for defending my home with a shotgun. Good for her. Crazy old man picked the wrong house to break in to.

This looks fake as hell, but I would still suck on those disgusting little brown nips.

How could this possibly give you a hard on? I think you’d be lucky to get away with just a few broken ribs.

Rumour has it he died shortly afterwards due to massive internal bleeding. (OK I just made that part up)

Remember the show ALF? Annoying furry alien that ends up living with an average American family? Total shit.

But surprisingly, it turns out there was a whole bunch of ALF episodes that got shitcanned and were never aired on TV. The writers took a very dark turn and ended up changing the father into a psychotic sexual predator.

It’s too bad they never aired these, the show probably would have lasted a few more seasons if they followed through on this storyline. Enjoy.

Check out all the lost episodes here.

I wouldn’t feel right posting this without also mentioning the fact that back in 2001, Alex Wright, ALF’s father on the show, was filmed having sex and smoking crack with homeless black men. Awesome, just awesome.

Read more about it here.

Jean Claude Van Damme was a bad ass even when he was 4 years old. I don’t know what movie this is from but for some reason it made me laugh.

OK, I know pretty much everyone would run away from this broad if they were sober, but what about if you were stinking drunk? I’ll be the bigger man and admit it, I would probably fuck this broad if I was hammered. What about you?

Everyone knows youtube is home to some of the worst pieces of shit the world has to offer. Wiggers, retards, wannabe comedians with no talent, failed musicians, the list goes on and on. Well, today I found a youtuber that makes all that other crap look like child’s play. I will admit, this actually frightened me the first time I seen it.

I think he has that disease that makes you look like an old man, even though you are not. (I think it is called Progeria).

Be sure to check out the rest of his videos on his youtube account. Some of them are so disturbing that you might now be able to sleep after viewing them.

Now you see, this is why I never leave North America. You hear stuff about these great beaches in foreign countries with hot topless chicks running around, but I think this video is closer to reality.

I have no idea what is going on in this video, but what I see happening is a black girl takes a big shit in her bikini, then a dead, naked body washes up on shore with his wang hanging out.

Maybe somebody that speaks the language can click the video to go to youtube and read some of the comments and figure out what kind of clusterfuck was going on there.

I can’t believe the size of this thing… over 50 feet long. It actually looks like something from the movie Anaconda.

You might remember this guy from my last article about him attempting to wrestle. His name is Kyle Maynard, and at least he was able to beat more than one opponent in a wrestling match. I suspect he’ll never enjoy a win in MMA. Seriously, this has to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. It’s like being attacked by a dog that is unable to use its teeth…. just a series of attempted head butts to your knees.

This guy’s parents or friends should really tell him to pack it in. This is just a freak show and I’ll eat a piece of dog shit if he ever wins a single match.