Sorry for the lack of updates lately. Now that summer is here I have been binge drinking every weekend. Unfortunately I am getting to that age where hangovers lay me up for 2 days. I used to be able to drink all night and then wake up and get back into the sauce before breakfast. It sucks getting old.

To make up for it, here is a video of some shemale midget ass-fucking. I think they were just trying to cram as much weird shit into one video as they possibly could.

If for some reason you actually like to watch normal shemales fucking (not necessarily of the midget variety) then check out:

ShemaleJuice

You’ve probably all heard by now that Verne Troyer, AKA Mini-Me, has his own sex tape.

Let me tell you, the short clip they are playing from it is absolutely hideous. It only shows Mini-Me kissing some slut in his bed, but that is all I needed to see. He looks like one of those kids that have the disease that makes them age real quickly.

 And when he sticks his tongue out to French kiss her I almost vomited.

Here’s a link to the video at youtube

Now he is supposedly suing TMZ for 20 million. I’d suspect this is nothing more than a publicity stunt by Mini-Me, but you never know. The video is so revolting that I can’t believe he would want anyone else to see it.

So what kind of whore would sink so low as to hop in the sack with a creepy-looking midget?

Well her name is Ranae Shrider, who no doubt is an aspiring actress or model, or something. Here are some pictures of her. Sometimes she looks passable, and other times she appears to have a horse face.

Let’s hope the full Mini-Me sex tape never surfaces. If I have to see his penis it might push me over the edge.

If you’d rather look at some celeb sex tapes you can actually jerk off to then check out:

Babylon-X – The Best Celeb Porn Site on the Net!

Women out there, please take note. This is what happens when you get rammed in the ass too many times. In technical terms, it is called an anal prolapse. In my terms, I refer to it as an anal rosebud, since it kinda resembles a freshly blooming rose.

Click the pic to see the video of this disastrous ass.

If you’re into that sort of thing, then check out:

She Gapes!

It’s got everything you could want in an anal site, including destroyed sphincters and anal rosebuds.

This site is a collection of user-submitted masturbation stories. Basically a bunch of freaks with too much time on their hands submit stories about the various techniques they use to jack off.

Here’s a great example:

Horny hotel

I love to get off in hotel showers. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. There’s something so hot about leaving your cum behind to mark your territory. Another awesome way to get off in a hotel is to do it while there’s someone in the bed right next to you. Having to stay quiet and not move much makes it challenging and exciting. I get so horny just thinking that the person in the bed next to me could wake up at anytime. I’ve heard one of my friends getting off in the bed next to me and it works both ways. It got me so hot that I had to pull out my cock and start rubbing away. The best part is, when you’re finished, you have to just lay there and sleep drenched in cum. Have fun on your next trip.

Check out the rest at MyMasturbation.com

If you’d rather watch actual videos of hot chicks giving handjobs, then check out:

HandJobPics.net

Blind people really get a raw deal. Imagine being born blind and never knowing what a nice set of tits actually look like? That’s gotta suck. You could stick your dick in a nice, wet pussy, but you’d have no idea what it even is. That’s gotta be creepy.

A nice group of people have taken this into consideration and created a porn site meant just for blind people. All the porno clips are explicitly narrated so blind people can enjoy the action.

Check it out at:

PornForTheBlind.org

Note: The creators of this site have no affiliation with their competitors, Porn For The Deaf.

I would post some sample pictures, but there are none.

With so many shitty porn sites out there these days, it’s really hard for something to catch my interest. It’s gotta be totally unique for me to take a second look.

Enter…..FREAKS OF PORN.

This site is hilarious. Frankenstein monsters fucking sleeping women, giant bird / man creatures, zombie anal sex… the list goes on!

Check out some of these fucking pics for yourself.

Like I said, this site is great, and there’s a lot better stuff inside that I can’t show you here.

CHECK IT OUT AT FREAKSOFPORN.COM