Category Archives: Weird Porn

Freaky porn and weird sexual crap.

The Minion

The Minion has been around for a while, but he just finally got his own site. It’s about time…he deserves it.

What we have here is an obese man with a tiny penis that loves eating cream corn out of the can while fucking hot bitches in the ass. I have no idea how much these women get paid, but I have a feeling it’s not enough. It’s easier just to post some pictures rather than trying to describe it to you.

Click the pics to see some movies of The Minion in action.

TheMinion.com

TheMinion.com

TheMinion.com

What more really needs to be said?

Get Down With The Sickness With

THE MINION

Visit TheMinion.com

Shemale Midget Ass Fucking

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. Now that summer is here I have been binge drinking every weekend. Unfortunately I am getting to that age where hangovers lay me up for 2 days. I used to be able to drink all night and then wake up and get back into the sauce before breakfast. It sucks getting old.

To make up for it, here is a video of some shemale midget ass-fucking. I think they were just trying to cram as much weird shit into one video as they possibly could.

Shemale Midget Ass Fucking

If for some reason you actually like to watch normal shemales fucking (not necessarily of the midget variety) then check out:

ShemaleJuice

ShemaleJuice.com

Mini-Me Sex Tape

You’ve probably all heard by now that Verne Troyer, AKA Mini-Me, has his own sex tape.

Let me tell you, the short clip they are playing from it is absolutely hideous. It only shows Mini-Me kissing some slut in his bed, but that is all I needed to see. He looks like one of those kids that have the disease that makes them age real quickly.

Mini-Me Lookalike?

 And when he sticks his tongue out to French kiss her I almost vomited.

Here’s a link to the video at youtube

Now he is supposedly suing TMZ for 20 million. I’d suspect this is nothing more than a publicity stunt by Mini-Me, but you never know. The video is so revolting that I can’t believe he would want anyone else to see it.

So what kind of whore would sink so low as to hop in the sack with a creepy-looking midget?

Well her name is Ranae Shrider, who no doubt is an aspiring actress or model, or something. Here are some pictures of her. Sometimes she looks passable, and other times she appears to have a horse face.

Let’s hope the full Mini-Me sex tape never surfaces. If I have to see his penis it might push me over the edge.

If you’d rather look at some celeb sex tapes you can actually jerk off to then check out:

Babylon-X – The Best Celeb Porn Site on the Net!

Celeb Porn!

Too Much Anal

Women out there, please take note. This is what happens when you get rammed in the ass too many times. In technical terms, it is called an anal prolapse. In my terms, I refer to it as an anal rosebud, since it kinda resembles a freshly blooming rose.

Click the pic to see the video of this disastrous ass.

Prolapsed anal cavity

If you’re into that sort of thing, then check out:

She Gapes!

It’s got everything you could want in an anal site, including destroyed sphincters and anal rosebuds.

She Gapes!

Masturbation Stories

This site is a collection of user-submitted masturbation stories. Basically a bunch of freaks with too much time on their hands submit stories about the various techniques they use to jack off.

Here’s a great example:

Horny hotel

I love to get off in hotel showers. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. There’s something so hot about leaving your cum behind to mark your territory. Another awesome way to get off in a hotel is to do it while there’s someone in the bed right next to you. Having to stay quiet and not move much makes it challenging and exciting. I get so horny just thinking that the person in the bed next to me could wake up at anytime. I’ve heard one of my friends getting off in the bed next to me and it works both ways. It got me so hot that I had to pull out my cock and start rubbing away. The best part is, when you’re finished, you have to just lay there and sleep drenched in cum. Have fun on your next trip.

Check out the rest at MyMasturbation.com

If you’d rather watch actual videos of hot chicks giving handjobs, then check out:

HandJobPics.net

Bangin3D

This is pretty dam cool. The world’s first 3D porn site! Once you join they actually send you a real set of those 3D glasses that they used to give out at movie theaters and on amusement park rides. Here’s a diagram explaining how they work.

3D glasses

Then you can browse all the porn you want shot in real 3D. I have tried it out myself and the effect is pretty amazing. It’s just as good as the Terminator ride I was on at Universal Studios in Florida.

Here’s some samples of their porn in regular 2D, you can just imagine how much better this would look in full HD quality and in true 3D.

You don’t need to worry, they send you the 3D glasses in a plain package with no distinguishing marks on it that are going to let anyone know what it is. So your mom isn’t going to be able to tell you are jacking off to 3D porn when she opens your mail.

Bangin3D.com

Check it out now, and start whacking off in the third dimension!

BANGIN3D.com

Vicki Hooks

I can’t help getting a huge boner when I look at this woman’s pics. For some reason I want to fuck her and her metal hook arms so bad that my pants are about to rip open.

OK, I just made that shit up. To tell you the truth, it’s actually quite disturbing. The thing that really confused me is that she’s not even missing her arms, she just has these crazy hooks that she holds onto to make it look like she has no arms. Then she takes most of her clothes off and struts around wearing these prosthetic hooks. What the fuck is that all about?

Vicki Hooks

Check out all the hook action you can handle at:

VickiHooks.com

Porn For The Blind

Blind people really get a raw deal. Imagine being born blind and never knowing what a nice set of tits actually look like? That’s gotta suck. You could stick your dick in a nice, wet pussy, but you’d have no idea what it even is. That’s gotta be creepy.

A nice group of people have taken this into consideration and created a porn site meant just for blind people. All the porno clips are explicitly narrated so blind people can enjoy the action.

Check it out at:

PornForTheBlind.org

Note: The creators of this site have no affiliation with their competitors, Porn For The Deaf.

I would post some sample pictures, but there are none.

Freaks Of Porn

With so many shitty porn sites out there these days, it’s really hard for something to catch my interest. It’s gotta be totally unique for me to take a second look.

Enter…..FREAKS OF PORN.

This site is hilarious. Frankenstein monsters fucking sleeping women, giant bird / man creatures, zombie anal sex… the list goes on!

Check out some of these fucking pics for yourself.

Freaks of Porn Zombie Rape

Freaks of Porn - Frankenstein and a sleeping woman

Freaks of Porn - Giant Bird Man Thing

Freaks of Porn - Scream guy gets it up the ass

Freaks of Porn - Skeleton gives girl his bone

Like I said, this site is great, and there’s a lot better stuff inside that I can’t show you here.

CHECK IT OUT AT FREAKSOFPORN.COM