You’ve probably all heard by now that Verne Troyer, AKA Mini-Me, has his own sex tape.
Let me tell you, the short clip they are playing from it is absolutely hideous. It only shows Mini-Me kissing some slut in his bed, but that is all I needed to see. He looks like one of those kids that have the disease that makes them age real quickly.

And when he sticks his tongue out to French kiss her I almost vomited.
Now he is supposedly suing TMZ for 20 million. I’d suspect this is nothing more than a publicity stunt by Mini-Me, but you never know. The video is so revolting that I can’t believe he would want anyone else to see it.
So what kind of whore would sink so low as to hop in the sack with a creepy-looking midget?
Well her name is Ranae Shrider, who no doubt is an aspiring actress or model, or something. Here are some pictures of her. Sometimes she looks passable, and other times she appears to have a horse face.
Let’s hope the full Mini-Me sex tape never surfaces. If I have to see his penis it might push me over the edge.
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