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Porn, Weird Porn

Bangin3D

This is pretty dam cool. The world’s first 3D porn site! Once you join they actually send you a real set of those 3D glasses that they used to give out at movie theaters and on amusement park rides. Here’s a diagram explaining how they work.

3D glasses

Then you can browse all the porn you want shot in real 3D. I have tried it out myself and the effect is pretty amazing. It’s just as good as the Terminator ride I was on at Universal Studios in Florida.

Here’s some samples of their porn in regular 2D, you can just imagine how much better this would look in full HD quality and in true 3D.

You don’t need to worry, they send you the 3D glasses in a plain package with no distinguishing marks on it that are going to let anyone know what it is. So your mom isn’t going to be able to tell you are jacking off to 3D porn when she opens your mail.

Bangin3D.com

Check it out now, and start whacking off in the third dimension!

BANGIN3D.com

Freaks, Weird Porn

Vicki Hooks

I can’t help getting a huge boner when I look at this woman’s pics. For some reason I want to fuck her and her metal hook arms so bad that my pants are about to rip open.

OK, I just made that shit up. To tell you the truth, it’s actually quite disturbing. The thing that really confused me is that she’s not even missing her arms, she just has these crazy hooks that she holds onto to make it look like she has no arms. Then she takes most of her clothes off and struts around wearing these prosthetic hooks. What the fuck is that all about?

Vicki Hooks

Check out all the hook action you can handle at:

VickiHooks.com

Weird Porn

Porn For The Blind

Blind people really get a raw deal. Imagine being born blind and never knowing what a nice set of tits actually look like? That’s gotta suck. You could stick your dick in a nice, wet pussy, but you’d have no idea what it even is. That’s gotta be creepy.

A nice group of people have taken this into consideration and created a porn site meant just for blind people. All the porno clips are explicitly narrated so blind people can enjoy the action.

Check it out at:

PornForTheBlind.org

Note: The creators of this site have no affiliation with their competitors, Porn For The Deaf.

I would post some sample pictures, but there are none.

Weird Porn

Freaks Of Porn

With so many shitty porn sites out there these days, it’s really hard for something to catch my interest. It’s gotta be totally unique for me to take a second look.

Enter…..FREAKS OF PORN.

This site is hilarious. Frankenstein monsters fucking sleeping women, giant bird / man creatures, zombie anal sex… the list goes on!

Check out some of these fucking pics for yourself.

Freaks of Porn Zombie Rape

Freaks of Porn - Frankenstein and a sleeping woman

Freaks of Porn - Giant Bird Man Thing

Freaks of Porn - Scream guy gets it up the ass

Freaks of Porn - Skeleton gives girl his bone

Like I said, this site is great, and there’s a lot better stuff inside that I can’t show you here.

CHECK IT OUT AT FREAKSOFPORN.COM

Weird Porn

BlackVaginaFinder

This guy is my hero. He goes by the name of BlackVaginaFinder. He goes out and finds the nastiest crackwhores, prostitutes, street urchins and whatever other street trash he comes across, then takes them back to his pad where he strips them down and fucks the shit out of them.

These aren’t just everyday hookers, these are geniune $5 crack whores. They’ll fuck for drugs, or for a Big Mac, or just to get out of the cold for a few hours.

I don’t know how he does it.  He must have to burn his sheets after every photo shoot. I swear some of them look like they have FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!

Check out this latest prize he took a run at. He calls her Hootie Hoo. Click the pic for a bigger version. That stare…. it makes me want to beat her with a baseball bat.

Hootie Hoo

How much would you have to get paid to stick your dick in that? He doesn’t get paid, he pays them! How’s that for a trooper? You’ll notice that he is always covering his face with a black ski mask. I wouldn’t want to be seen fucking these bitches either!

Click here to check out more of the Black Vagina Finder

Black Vagina Finder

Gross Stuff, Weird Porn

Granny Strips

I’m feeling a bit under the weather today, so I thought I’d make you all feel my pain. If this video doesn’t make you sick, then nothing will.

Check out Granny stripping, right down to her bare muff.

Weird Porn

Deaf Porn

This is some dam funny stuff. Porn made specifically for deaf people. Instead of shouting out obscenities while getting fucked, the star will occassionally break out into sign language (with subtitles) to let their deaf viewers know what is going on. Here’s an example from one of their sites.

Here’s a model trying to say something using sign language about going to jail while she’s in the middle of getting double teamed in the shower.

Deaf Porn

Check out the rest at DeafBunny.com

Weird Porn

Don’t Piss In Public

This dumb bitch thought she was real smug taking a piss with her tits hanging out, right in a busy public area.

Thankfully Gramps was there to save the day.

Gramps Kicks a Pissing Slut

Gramps don’t take no shit from a tattooed whore. :)

If for some reason you are into that whole pissing in public thing, then check out PissingOutdoors. They’ve got tons of videos of sluts pissing in all sorts of places that they shouldn’t be.

Weird Porn

Smurf Porn

I love porn where they appear to have a real budget and even spend a few bucks on costumes, special effects and makeup. Case in point is this awesome Smurf Porn video. A guy and a chick dressed up as real life smurfs in hardcore action.

The best is when they get fucking so hard that some of their blue makeup starts coming off.

Click here to check it out.

Weird Porn

Arm Pit Fucking

Why didn’t I think of this? That’s the move I’m going to do on the next hooker I order. I’m going to fuck her arm pits then fuck the cracks between her toes.  Hell, I might even throw in some nostril licking while I am at it. 

Mmmmm, nostril licking

Check out the action at

Pit Fucking

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