Man, I am going to get all kinds of traffic from nasty perverts looking for real videos of a man getting fucked by a horse. Fortunately, this is not a real horse. Just some sort of creepy robot horse created by a furry. The worst part is how the horse head moves around while he is getting pumped by it.

How could this possibly give you a hard on? I think you’d be lucky to get away with just a few broken ribs.

Rumour has it he died shortly afterwards due to massive internal bleeding. (OK I just made that part up)

Poor old Jack. He’s got about a 3 inch dick. What more needs to be said? Women laugh at him and ridicule his pathetic appendage (not to mention his penchant for premature ejaculation), but Jack doesn’t give a shit.

This fucker is getting laid constantly, and the bitches he fucks are hot as fuck. Check out these vids of Jack in action….all 3 inches of him.

Check out the rest of the tiny penis action at:

MyTinyDick.com

I don’t know about you, but when I look at a snake, the last thing that comes to my mind is what it would feel like to stick my dick inside of one’s mouth.

Lucky for us, this guy did think of that, and even taped it for us.

Check it out for yourself here.

Since fecal matter comes out of most peoples’ asses, I find it questionable that anyone would want to eat anything that came out of a person’s ass. That’s not to say I wouldn’t mind watching a woman eat a smoothie out of her own ass. That would be dam entertaining.

Thankfully the folks at asssmoothie.com have fulfilled that niche for us.

They take a dumb slut, fill her ass with chocolately and fruity goodness, blend it in her ass, then make her drink it.

Check out these videos of girls getting an ass smoothie.

How fucking insane would you have to be to even think this shit up? And then to have the nerve to ask someone to do it?

If you want to see a bunch of dumb whores drinking smoothies out of their own ass, then please check out AssSmoothies.com.

There’s something I consider to be somewhat of a holy grail in the world of fucked up Internet shit. That thing is RETARD PORN. I can’t recall ever seeing any REAL retard porn before.

Of course there’s been fake stuff done before, or porn with people that look like they might be a few buckets short of a load in the mental department, but never any real mentally / physically handicapped shit.

Well, to make a long story short, I’ve finally found that holy grail. This is probably the most fucked up shit I have ever seen. I don’t care about mutilated bodies, people eating shit, etc. This blows them all away.

Check it out if you dare. It ain’t pretty.

REAL RETARD PORN.

I’ve always wanted to fuck a chick with a missing leg. I would lick her stump and caress it like she was a goddess.

For the best in amputee porn and random amputee shots, check out:

RateMyStump.com

Unfortunately some of the pictures are photoshops, but there are plenty of real ones there too. Get out your lube and get ready to worship their stumps! Everything from single amputees to quads.

For something a little more hardcore, and 100 % REAL, check out:

TheAmputee.com

He’s a hardcore street nigga that likes to get his freak on with big-titted sluts. He’s also got a nasty wound on his leg. Sometimes he literally fucks the women with his stump.

I’ve become pretty desensitized to most porn. Once you see a woman eat a man’s shit and vomit, everything else seems pretty tame. So now it takes something special for me to pay attention to your plain old, hardcore porn.

Here’s something that got me to take a second look. This poor girl appears to be in the middle of one of the worst herpes outbreaks I have ever seen. I can’t believe the guy would agree to stick his dick in that. Obviously he must already have a good dose of it himself.

Her ass is pretty tore up by the end too. Looks like she’s had a few too many dicks in there.

Click the pic to check out the gallery.

The sad thing is if I was hammered and picked her up in a bar I would think I had struck gold. I’d be in there licking and pounding away faster than you could shake a stick. Only in the morning would I know the error of my ways. 

The rest of that site is pretty good too, if you like seeing hot, big-bootied bitches getting fucked hard. Check it out at:

AllInternal.com

The Minion has been around for a while, but he just finally got his own site. It’s about time…he deserves it.

What we have here is an obese man with a tiny penis that loves eating cream corn out of the can while fucking hot bitches in the ass. I have no idea how much these women get paid, but I have a feeling it’s not enough. It’s easier just to post some pictures rather than trying to describe it to you.

Click the pics to see some movies of The Minion in action.

What more really needs to be said?

Get Down With The Sickness With

THE MINION

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. Now that summer is here I have been binge drinking every weekend. Unfortunately I am getting to that age where hangovers lay me up for 2 days. I used to be able to drink all night and then wake up and get back into the sauce before breakfast. It sucks getting old.

To make up for it, here is a video of some shemale midget ass-fucking. I think they were just trying to cram as much weird shit into one video as they possibly could.

If for some reason you actually like to watch normal shemales fucking (not necessarily of the midget variety) then check out:

ShemaleJuice