I’ve always wondered what would happen to those freaks that run those huge ass marathons if they suddenly had to take a dump right in the middle of the race.

Well, I don’t need to wonder anymore. Here’s the answer. (click for bigger pic):

They just let the shit fly and keep on running. Kudos to that freak for sticking with it and not stopping to defecate in a toilet like a normal person.

Credit to B0g for that awesome pic.

See how long you can stare at this picture until you want to rip your eyes out of your head with a rusty fork.

This picture is from a French book printed in 1844. Apparently back then they thought pulling your pud would lead to an early death. Click for the full-sized pic.

Here’s a crazy pic of an orangutan using a spear to hunt fish. Pretty crazy stuff. That’s got to get those “anti-evolution” people squirming a little bit. If an animal can learn to use tools like a man, what will they be doing 50 years from now?

Hell, I bet if you gave that sucker a basketball he’d be cleaning up in the NBA in about 2 months.

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I know that there are a few of you out there that have been reading my stupid ramblings and checking out my weird links for years now. I have no idea why, my site is one of the shittiest on the net. Anyway, that got me to thinking, you are probably curious what I look like, after reading my gibberish all these years.

So I have decided to show you. Here are some pictures of myself that you might enjoy. I thought I would also show off my gun collection while I was at it. It is my pride and joy.

And yes ladies, I am single.

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 I can’t find anything good to post so here are some random FAIL pictures.

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I thought this pic was real creepy. It shows what Homer would look like if he were real.

Make sure you click the pic for the bigger version to get the full effect. To me he looks like a creepy child molester. Imagine waking up in bed to see that guy staring at you, stinking of Duff beer, holding a large knife in one hand, and some duct tape in the other hand.

The creator of this also has some other real cartoon characters in the works. Check out his site to see a Real Mario which is equally creepy.

Let’s see how long it takes you to notice what is wrong with this picture.

Apparently, Iran is not a good place to live if you are a guy that likes the cock.

This is what they do to them over there.

Read the background on this image, and see the rest of the pictures here.

Meet the Bebees

Father Floyd, 48, and his son Justin, 21, were arrested last year (on different dates) in central Florida. As you can tell from the below mug shots, the Bebees are forehead tattoo enthusiasts.

Another of Bebee’s kids, Floyd III, is locked up until 2016 on a variety of felony convictions. And while the 23-year-old inmate has yet to get his head inked, he does have a swastika on his left leg, and the phrases “Time Served” and “White Pride” on his right leg.

In an interview, Floyd Bebee, a father of eight, said that he has a tattoo on the back of his head reading “Got-R-Did.” The ink on his forehead cost $125 and took about 45 minutes to complete, Bebee said, adding that he was the family trendsetter when it it came to such head art.

Bebee, who does odd jobs like home remodeling and demolition, said that his wife had a succinct response to his forehead ink: “You crazy,” she said. Bebee noted that since his son’s eyes are open in his mug shot, the photo does not reveal a hidden surprise: Justin has the words “Fuck” and “You” tattooed on his eyelids.