For the love of Christ, put on some suntan lotion you leathery, old bag!

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…you’ll shit bricks.

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Thought I better make a post about the inauguration since that is ALL THAT’S ON THE FUCKING TV ALL GOD DAMN DAY.

I think this is probably a good sign you need to wash your ass.

I thought this pic was pretty funny. The look on Bush’s face is pretty comical. Nice dodging technique.

I used to have a crazy teacher that would take her shoes off and throw them at people. She ended up having a mental breakdown a couple years later. Stupid bitch… but that is another story.

Here is the info on what went down in that pic, in case you are interested.

So a guy is cruising along the Autobahn in his BMW at about 200 Km/hour 

Suddenly he runs smack dab into a deer! Oh fuck!

Wait… where did the deer go? There’s no body. Did it actually get up and run away? Wait, let’s pop the hood.

Now this is just freaky.

A baby boy with eight toes on each foot was discharged from a hospital in Leizhou, southeast Guangdong province on November 5, 2008. The baby has five fingers on each hand but doesn’t have thumbs. Doctor said this might have something to do with genetics or environment pollution.

This picture reminds me of the quote from that dead Herman Munster guy from the movie Pet Sematary.

“Sometimes, dead is better.”

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This picture that archives a simple request for help on the Internet, shows why that should never be done. People are ruthless when they are able to hide behind a keyboard.

Click here to see Why You Never Ask For Help On The Internet.

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This has to be fake, since I doubt someone this retarded would know how to turn on a computer and register at Yahoo, although I could be wrong. No doubt there are a lot of confused people in the state of Georgia right now though, all clutching their shotguns waiting for the tanks to roll in.

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Have you ever wondered what would it be like if a human fucked a horse and spit out some sort of mutant child? How about an Asian woman mixed with a pig? I think about those sorts of things almost every day.

Now you can find exactly what they’d turn out like thanks to the efforts of the folks at the Hybrid Human Animal site. Check out some of their genetically-engineered experiments:

Dam, that’s some bad Photoshop.

Check out the rest at the Hybrid Human Animal site.