This has to be fake, since I doubt someone this retarded would know how to turn on a computer and register at Yahoo, although I could be wrong. No doubt there are a lot of confused people in the state of Georgia right now though, all clutching their shotguns waiting for the tanks to roll in.

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Have you ever wondered what would it be like if a human fucked a horse and spit out some sort of mutant child? How about an Asian woman mixed with a pig? I think about those sorts of things almost every day.

Now you can find exactly what they’d turn out like thanks to the efforts of the folks at the Hybrid Human Animal site. Check out some of their genetically-engineered experiments:

Dam, that’s some bad Photoshop.

Check out the rest at the Hybrid Human Animal site.

If I seen this group coming at me I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry. I can’t help but think their money could have been spent more wisely.

Just a bad ass picture I found of Ronald McDonald. I don’t think McDonald’s would be too fond of this picture.

I don’t know why, but I laugh my ass off every time I see this pic.

This dude is going to have one hell of a hangover in the morning. Talk about the perfect time to snap a pic. You have to be pretty wasted to drive head on into a group of bicycles right in front of a cop. And yes, he killed two of them.

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Check out the news story here.

Here’s a stupid pic that I thought summed up the religion vs. science debate pretty well.

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I’ve always wondered what would happen to those freaks that run those huge ass marathons if they suddenly had to take a dump right in the middle of the race.

Well, I don’t need to wonder anymore. Here’s the answer. (click for bigger pic):

They just let the shit fly and keep on running. Kudos to that freak for sticking with it and not stopping to defecate in a toilet like a normal person.

Credit to B0g for that awesome pic.

See how long you can stare at this picture until you want to rip your eyes out of your head with a rusty fork.

This picture is from a French book printed in 1844. Apparently back then they thought pulling your pud would lead to an early death. Click for the full-sized pic.