So you’ve probably heard by now that the DC Madam has “hung” herself. She was the one who ran the escort service that resulted in the downfall of New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer.

Of course this news doesn’t come as a big surprise to most people. The thought of going to prison can scare the crap out of you. There’s the usual conspiracy nuts that are saying she might have been murdered to keep her quiet, but at the end of the day people aren’t going to give that theory much credence. I know I wasn’t, until I listened to this interview.

She was obviously going to give out her client list. So what do you think? Did they off her? Or did she just suddenly change her mind and decide to hang herself in a garden shed?

This guy is a genius.  He’s been having problems with bums and homeless people outside his bar vandalizing the place. Initially he started patrolling the area with an assault rifle. Of course the police didn’t like that, so he decided to create his own police officer that would do his bidding. The HoboCop.

Visitors to O’Terrill’s pub in Atlanta, Georgia are likely to be greeted by a worrying sight - a 300-pound, waist-high robot marked ‘SECURITY’ rolling through the streets after dark, hunting down loiterers.

Bar owner Rufus Terrill’s invention, the Bum Bot – which has been patrolling the area around the pub since last September – features bright red lights, an even brighter spotlight, an infrared video camera and a water cannon in a spinning turret on top.

Terrill can bark orders through the robot’s loudspeaker from the safety of his bar, allowing the robot to chase homeless people away from the Irish theme pub.

The electronic vigilante has enraged neighbourhood activists, who have threatened protests. Street people say it’s intimidating. And homeless advocates question the intentions of its inventor, who uses the Bum Bot as a marketing tool and a political prop.

“I’d buy that for a dollar!”

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These guys sound like a barrel of laughs! Sure to liven up any party! “Hey everybody, let’s play the drunky-blindy-stabby game! It’s always fun! Everyone get your knives out!”

A Russian electrician who spent a night with a ten-inch kitchen knife in his back only realised when he got home and his wife saw it.

A drinking pal of Yuri Laylin, 53, plunged the knife into his back after playing a variation on Russian roulette during a boozy night out in Vologda.

In the game, a blindfolded pal was given a knife and made random stabbing motions as his pals danced around him after drinking large amounts of vodka.

Yuri said he had no idea his pal had actually stabbed him and did not feel any pain when he went home.

He only realised what had happened when his wife saw him on the bed with the knife in his back and called an ambulance.

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Here is an artist’s rendition of what the Russian looked like.

VANCOUVER, Wash. - An altercation in a Vancouver park left an 11-year-old boy with a butter knife in his head.

Tyler Hemmert is a little sore but will be just fine even though the butter knife went four or five inches into his scalp.

Hemmert said he was playing at a park on Sunday when a boy with a butter knife got angry and threw it at him. A buddy ducked to avoid the flying butter knife, which then went straight at Hemmert, lodging in the right side of his head.

Instead of pulling the knife out, Hemmert ran through the park, asked a neighbor for help and took an ambulance ride to the hospital.

“I just reached up, I didn’t know it went in,” he said. “I touched it and then I looked over and I could see the handle right there. I just kind of panicked at the time.”

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I thought this story was great. Some clueless tech support agent manages to totally destroy some poor guy’s laptop over the phone, so after some complaining, a replacement is sent out.

The catch is, when the laptop arrives, it is full of pubic hair.

I thought they only did this in restaurants, but I guess I was wrong. Looks like I will have to start being more friendly to those Indian tech support people.

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Those crazy Indians. They always seem to find some new deformed oddity every year or so that they end up believing is some sort of human incarnation of God.

This time it’s a baby with 2 faces. Kinda reminds me of my old Man-E-Faces He-Man action figure. That fucker had 2 faces, and both of them were ugly. But he kicked ass and took names.

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What kind of a sick, incestuous fuck do you have to be to want to bone your own daughter? The thing that makes it really sick is he got her pregnant twice.

They are lucky the first child died and never ended up looking like something from out of the movie Wrong Turn.

Here an artist’s representation of what their child might look like in the future.

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Now this is the type of hacker story I don’t mind seeing. These guys get an A+ for having a great sense of humour.

Internet griefers descended on an epilepsy support message board last weekend and used JavaScript code and flashing computer animation to trigger migraine headaches and seizures in some users.

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For anyone that is epileptic, I have a program that will stop you from becoming a victim to these kinds of attacks.

Please check it out here.

A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.

Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.

The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.

Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’

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Apparently, Iran is not a good place to live if you are a guy that likes the cock.

This is what they do to them over there.

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