They always say the holidays bring out the crazies. Looks like this guy decided to go out in style. After a nasty divorce, he donned his Santa suit and went looking for his in-laws.

COVINA, Calif. (AP) — The bloodbath began when an 8-year-old girl attending a Christmas Eve party answered a knock at the door. A man dressed as Santa and carrying what appeared to be a present pulled out a handgun and shot her in the face, then began shooting indiscriminately as partygoers tried to flee.

By the time it was over, at least eight people at the party were dead and the house was torched. The gunman killed himself hours after exacting revenge against his ex-wife by going on a massacre at his former in-laws’ home.

Bruce Pardo’s ex-wife and her parents were believed to be among the dead. At daybreak Friday, investigators planned to resume searching what was left of their two-story home on a cul-de-sac in a quiet Covina neighborhood 25 miles east of Los Angeles.

Pardo, 45, had no criminal record and no history of violence, according to police, but he was angry following last week’s settlement of his divorce after a marriage that lasted barely a year.

“It was not an amicable divorce,” police Lt. Pat Buchanan said.

Investigators seeking further information about Pardo’s motives have begun searching his home in the suburban Los Angeles community of Montrose.

Police said he showed up at his former in-laws’ home around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday for their annual Christmas party.

The gift-wrapped box Pardo was carrying actually contained a pressurized homemade device he used to spray a liquid that quickly sent the house up in flames. Police said Pardo had recently worked in the aerospace industry.

David Salgado, a neighbor, said he saw the 8-year-old victim being escorted to an ambulance by four SWAT team members as flames up to 40 feet high consumed the house.

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Artist’s representation of what he might have looked like.

Actual picture of what he looked like.

I came across this story that says a pregnant woman decided to have her breasts removed when she was pregnant because they grew to an enormous size and were causing her incredible pain.

This article seems a little strange to me. First of all, why did she have to get them removed instead of just doing a simple breast reduction? It makes it sound like they chopped the suckers right off. Pretty nasty if that’s the case.

Secondly, they put a small black square over her eyes like they are trying to protect her identity, but they state her name right in the article and show the pics of her massive boobs for us all to jack off to.

I think maybe someone at the Sun was smoking crack when they wrote this article. At least they included pictures of her tits.

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Former Hamilton County morgue worker Kenneth Douglas was sent to prison Tuesday for three years after admitting he had sex with a corpse of a murder victim 26 years ago – a sentence the victim’s mother said was woefully inadequate.

Castration would not be too severe a penalty in my mind,” Lori Range wrote from her Florida home in a letter to Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge William Mallory.

Range is the mother of Karen Range, the 18-year-old whose nearly headless body Douglas had sex with the day she was murdered.

That wasn’t the only time Douglas had sex at his second-shift job at the morgue.

Douglas, 55, of Westwood, told authorities he often got high and drunk while at the morgue and invited women there, where he partied with them and had sex. He admitted that while he was an attendant at the morgue, he pulled the body of Range, from the cooler and abused her corpse.

He also told authorities he abused other bodies when he worked there – all young females.

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So you might have heard already, Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin’s Yahoo account has been hacked and the contents are now floating around the Internet for all to see. What kind of an idiot uses a Yahoo account for confidential government emails? Unfortunately she never got caught with any tranny porn or anything really good. But all her family’s personal email addresses are available if you want to drop them an email.

Check out the contents of Sarah Palin’s hacked Yahoo account here.

I’ve never seen such a  bunch of fucked up retards like those radical muslims over there in the middle east. Check out the latest barbarism they’ve done in the name of their stupid religion:

ISLAMABAD – A Pakistani lawmaker defended a decision by southwestern tribesmen to bury five women alive because they wanted to choose their own husbands, telling stunned members of Parliament this week to spare him their outrage.

“These are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them,” Israr Ullah Zehri, who represents Baluchistan province, said Saturday. “Only those who indulge in immoral acts should be afraid.”

The women, three of whom were teenagers, were first shot and then thrown into a ditch.

They were still breathing as their bodies were covered with rocks and mud, according media reports and human rights activists, who said their only “crime” was that they wished to marry men of their own choosing.

Zehri told a packed and flabbergasted Parliament on Friday that Baluch tribal traditions helped stop obscenity and then asked fellow lawmakers not to make a big fuss about it.

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This one goes under the “creepy” file.

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico – A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death.

A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.

His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish.

Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

I’m not a particularily patriotic person, but I do love my Budweiser, (crazy announcer voice: “TO THE EXTREME!!!!”) and the thought of the company being sold to a bunch of Belgians kinda bothers me. I’m not sure why, Belgians are pretty good people and they make some good beer themselves. But Bud is basically synonymous with the United States. At least they aren’t selling it to the Russians or Chinese.

But in case you too are bothered by this sale taking place, check out:

SaveBudweiser

to do your part to try to stop it.

This guy is my hero. The symbol for white trash all over the world.

A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl. Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse. A jail official says it isn’t known whether Everett has a lawyer. A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that “a parent can pose a threat to our children.”

I know apartments are smaller in Japan, but this is a bit ridiculous. Apparently some crazy homeless lady had moved herself into a man’s closet without his knowledge. She would stay hidden inside while he was home, and when he left for work she would come out and use the washroom and raid his fridge.

The news story said she was clean, but I bet there was the odd time she had to lay a dump in the closet while the guy was home.

TOKYO – A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing. 

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

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In this day and age it is hard to believe there still might be some people out there living totally outside of society, with no contact with modern civilization at all.

Apparently they just discovered one such tribe in the Amazon. They flew over top of them in a helicopter and the tribesman actually got out their bows and arrows and started firing at them. They probably thought some kind of strange mechanical bird was about to rain hellfire down on them. Sounds like something out of an Indiana Jones movie.

It might be sick for me to think like this, but I would love to come storming through the woods in a Humvee with a machine gun turret mounted on the back, throwing fire bombs and shooting up the place. I would kidnap their women and burn down their entire village. I’d be firing my Mossberg at them and I would have Slayer’s “Angel of Death” playing over a loudspeaker system.

I’d also make sure I had some sort of kick ass demon mask on so they would think that hell on earth had erupted, and that whatever God they worshipped had come to earth to seek a terrible vengeance on them.

That would be fucking bad ass. That’s it, I’m booking a flight to the Amazon.

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