Category Archives: Weird News

Weird stuff ripped from the headlines.

Ted Kennedy – National Hero?

Isn’t it great how when people die the media only seems to remember the good things they did? (cough) Michael Jackson (cough). Well I think people should remember the bad things too. This brings me to the recent death of Ted Kennedy.

July 20, 1969 the “Rosemobile” being pulled from the channel (Poucha Pond).

Ted swam away from this wreck

As young and beautiful Mary Jo Kopechne suffocated inside the Delmont 88… Ted, the conscience of the Senate, swam to his own safety.

Ted fled to his posh hotel room, then to sleep, perchance to dream, never bothering to call the local constabulary.

A science teacher and 15 year old boy fishing from the “Dike Bridge” found the car in the morning.

Check out more anti-Ted articles at fatboy.cc

Shamwow Guy Beats The Shit Out Of A Hooker

Apparently Vince from Shamwow/SlapChop got himself into a little bit of trouble with a drunken hooker. Sounds like he stuck his tongue down her throat and she decided to try to bite it off, so he beat the shit out of her. Good job Vince. Check out these pics.

Vince From Shamwow

The Hooker Vince Slap Chopped.

I bet right before he paid her he told her “You’re gonna love my nuts!”

TheSmokingGun has the full story.

Also more pics available here at TMZ.

P.S. Who the hell pays $1000 for a hooker like that? She’s worth $150 at best.

Oh, The Sweet Irony – Muslim Anti-Stereotype Crusader Beheads His Wife

This article made me LOL. I feel sorry for the guy’s wife, but you’ve got to appreciate the irony of this situation….someone fighting against muslim stereotypes commits what is probably the most offensive muslim stereotype himself.

NEW YORK (CNN) — The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said.

Muzzammil Hassan was charged with second-degree murder after police found the decapitated body of his wife, Aasiya Hassan, at the Bridges TV station in the Buffalo suburb of Orchard Park, said Andrew Benz, Orchard Park’s police chief.

Hassan was arrested Thursday. His wife filed for divorce January 6, and police had responded to several domestic violence calls at the couple’s home, Benz said.

Hassan went directly to the police station after his wife’s death and confessed to killing her, Benz told CNN. Benz declined to give further details.

Check out the full story here.

And if you want to check out some real beheading videos, just visit theync.com. I swear they have a new beheading video on every few days or so.

Drunken Fling Results In Name Being Carved Into Body

So some dude picks up a slut at a bar, brings her home and fucks the shit out of her, then ends up passing out because he is so wasted on booze and pills. Sounds like a typical weekend for most guys. But here is where shit goes sour.

He wakes up in the morning to find that the woman has carved her name and a bunch of other shit into his body. Now that is one fucked up bitch!

Check out the full story here.

Name carved into one night stand

Name carved into one night stand

Name carved into one night stand

This is why you pay prostitutes to leave after having sex.

Killer Santa Goes On Christmas Murder Spree

They always say the holidays bring out the crazies. Looks like this guy decided to go out in style. After a nasty divorce, he donned his Santa suit and went looking for his in-laws.

COVINA, Calif. (AP) — The bloodbath began when an 8-year-old girl attending a Christmas Eve party answered a knock at the door. A man dressed as Santa and carrying what appeared to be a present pulled out a handgun and shot her in the face, then began shooting indiscriminately as partygoers tried to flee.

By the time it was over, at least eight people at the party were dead and the house was torched. The gunman killed himself hours after exacting revenge against his ex-wife by going on a massacre at his former in-laws’ home.

Bruce Pardo’s ex-wife and her parents were believed to be among the dead. At daybreak Friday, investigators planned to resume searching what was left of their two-story home on a cul-de-sac in a quiet Covina neighborhood 25 miles east of Los Angeles.

Pardo, 45, had no criminal record and no history of violence, according to police, but he was angry following last week’s settlement of his divorce after a marriage that lasted barely a year.

“It was not an amicable divorce,” police Lt. Pat Buchanan said.

Investigators seeking further information about Pardo’s motives have begun searching his home in the suburban Los Angeles community of Montrose.

Police said he showed up at his former in-laws’ home around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday for their annual Christmas party.

The gift-wrapped box Pardo was carrying actually contained a pressurized homemade device he used to spray a liquid that quickly sent the house up in flames. Police said Pardo had recently worked in the aerospace industry.

Aftermath of the Santa Killing Spree

David Salgado, a neighbor, said he saw the 8-year-old victim being escorted to an ambulance by four SWAT team members as flames up to 40 feet high consumed the house.

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Artist’s representation of what he might have looked like.

Artist Representation

Actual picture of what he looked like.

Evil Santa

Man jailed for sex with mostly headless corpse

Former Hamilton County morgue worker Kenneth Douglas was sent to prison Tuesday for three years after admitting he had sex with a corpse of a murder victim 26 years ago – a sentence the victim’s mother said was woefully inadequate.

Castration would not be too severe a penalty in my mind,” Lori Range wrote from her Florida home in a letter to Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge William Mallory.

Range is the mother of Karen Range, the 18-year-old whose nearly headless body Douglas had sex with the day she was murdered.

That wasn’t the only time Douglas had sex at his second-shift job at the morgue.

Douglas, 55, of Westwood, told authorities he often got high and drunk while at the morgue and invited women there, where he partied with them and had sex. He admitted that while he was an attendant at the morgue, he pulled the body of Range, from the cooler and abused her corpse.

He also told authorities he abused other bodies when he worked there – all young females.

Necrophiliac convicted

Check out the full article here.

5 Women Buried Alive for Wanting To Choose Their Husbands

I’ve never seen such a  bunch of fucked up retards like those radical muslims over there in the middle east. Check out the latest barbarism they’ve done in the name of their stupid religion:

ISLAMABAD – A Pakistani lawmaker defended a decision by southwestern tribesmen to bury five women alive because they wanted to choose their own husbands, telling stunned members of Parliament this week to spare him their outrage.

“These are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them,” Israr Ullah Zehri, who represents Baluchistan province, said Saturday. “Only those who indulge in immoral acts should be afraid.”

The women, three of whom were teenagers, were first shot and then thrown into a ditch.

They were still breathing as their bodies were covered with rocks and mud, according media reports and human rights activists, who said their only “crime” was that they wished to marry men of their own choosing.

Zehri told a packed and flabbergasted Parliament on Friday that Baluch tribal traditions helped stop obscenity and then asked fellow lawmakers not to make a big fuss about it.

Check out the original story here.

Buried Alive!

Dead Man Stands For His Own Wake

This one goes under the “creepy” file.

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico – A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death.

A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.

Dead Man Stands At His Own Wake

His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish.

Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

Dead Man Stands At His Own Wake

Save Budweiser

I’m not a particularily patriotic person, but I do love my Budweiser, (crazy announcer voice: “TO THE EXTREME!!!!”) and the thought of the company being sold to a bunch of Belgians kinda bothers me. I’m not sure why, Belgians are pretty good people and they make some good beer themselves. But Bud is basically synonymous with the United States. At least they aren’t selling it to the Russians or Chinese.

But in case you too are bothered by this sale taking place, check out:

SaveBudweiser

to do your part to try to stop it.

Save Budweiser!

World’s Greatest Dad

This guy is my hero. The symbol for white trash all over the world.

 

World's Greatest Dad

A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl. Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novion charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse. A jail official says it isn’t known whether Everett has a lawyer. A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that “a parent can pose a threat to our children.”