How desperate to get off do you have to be to reach the point where you would consider raping a dog in the ass? Apparently this is a pretty common occurrence in Turkey. Check out this story about a dog that was raped and killed right behind a government building in the Sincan municipality in Ankara.
Here’s a pic of the poor dog. (take notice of the enlarged anus.)
Apparently he was busted in a prostitution sting by an undercover officer after he tried to solicit her for sex (allegedly). The guy’s obviously had a hard life, you’d think they’d let the poor fucker try to get himself a piece of ass without throwing him in jail. By the looks of that skull, he’s doing good just to keep walking around everyday. Fucking bastard cops. No sympathy for horny old half-head.
Check out the original article here, to view the police report. Apparently they actually described him in their report as having “half a head.”
This has to be the best news article I have ever read. Please take a look below and I am sure you will agree.
11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
ATLANTA – A 4-year-old child may now have a sexually transmitted disease because of a used condom he found in an Atlanta hotel room. Carmen Jones said she is hurting inside not knowing what sexually transmitted diseases her grandson may now have. The doctors at Scottish Rite said, “if it was some sort of herpes it would last seven to 10 days, and sure enough about 10 days he started getting better, but then the blisters reappeared,” said Jones. Jones said she, her grandson and other family members stayed at the Wyndham Garden Hotel in downtown Atlanta on July 31.
Mel Gibson is one of my personal heros. Not only is he responsible for 3 of the greatest movies of all time (Mad Max series) he is also one of the few people left in the world that isn’t afraid to speak his mind. Hell, when he was getting booked for DUI he even called a female cop “sugar tits”. What’s not to like about the guy?
He’s recently got himself into another shitstorm over some recordings that were made of him when he was arguing with his girlfriend (allegedly).
MG: “… because you’re trying to breastfeed with fucking foreign bodies in you. Is that it?”
OG: “That has nothing to do with it.”
MG: “Oh, it has nothing to do with what – the fact that you had foreign bodies in there?”
MG: “Correct okay good. So you’re not lying to me about fake tits?”
OG: “I never have.”
MG: “Yes. Yes, you just did. You said they weren’t. You fucking lied to me before.”
OG: “I didn’t. I never said anything of the kind. You never asked me, I never told you. Or maybe you asked me but I never lied about this.”
MG: “Who cares, they look ridiculous, get rid of ‘em why don’t you. Anyway –“
OG: “That’s not none of your fucking business.”
MG: “It is, it is. They look stupid. It’s just an appraisal. Keep ‘em if you want. Look stupid, see if I give a fuck.”
MG: “They’re too big and they look stupid. They look like some vegas bitch. They look like a vegas whore. And you go around sashaying in your tight clothes and stuff – I won’t stand for that anymore.”
OG: “I don’t walk around in tight clothes. I stay at home most of the time.”
MG: “You fucking do. You go out in public and it’s a fucking embarrassment. You look like a fucking bitch on heat. And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it’ll be your fault, alright? Because you provoked it.”
MG: “You are provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants [inaudible] and that green thing today was enough – that’s provocative. Ok? I’m telling you. I’m just telling you the truth.”
MG: “I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you. I don’t believe you anymore. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you. I don’t want you. Ok?”
MG: “Stay in the fucking house. I’m not giving it to you but I’ll let you stay there. Ok? And I will take care of my child but I don’t want you anymore.”
MG: Stay on this phone and don’t hang up on me. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! SO JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY FUCKING RANTING. LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DO TO ME.
OG: I didn’t do anything to you.
MG: A pain in the ass!
OG: You are ruining my life!
MG: You make my life so fucking difficult!
OG: Well you know what, it’s so –
MG: Why can’t you be a woman who fucking supports me instead of a woman that sucks off me. And just fucking sucks me dry. And wants, and wants. Go through this relationship if you’re a good woman and you love me. I don’t believe you anymore. I’m sick of your bullshit! Has any relationship ever worked with you? NO!
OG: Listen to me. You don’t love me because somebody who loves does not behave this way.
MG: Shut the fuck up. I know I’m behaving like this because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration.
OG: One second please. Can I please speak?
MG: I love you because I’ve treated you with every kindness, every consideration. You rejected … you will never be happy. Fuck you! Get the fuck away from me! But my daughter is important! All right? Now, you have one more chance. And I mean it. Now fucking go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (huffing with anger) You make me wanna smoke. You fuck my day up. You care about yourself.
OG: You’re so selfish.
MG: When I’ve been so fucking good to you. You fucking try to destroy me.
OG: I didn’t do anything. I did not do anything. This is your selfish imagination. That’s bull!
MG: Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile and blow me! ‘Cause I deserve it.
OG: I’m sleeping with the baby. I’m waking up every two hours. I fell asleep because I was waiting for you because you weren’t ready to go to the jacuzzi as we agreed.
MG: Who the fuck cares? We agreed nothing.
OG: You just enjoy insulting me. That’s all.
MG: Fuck you, I so fucking do. Because you’ve hurt me so bad. You insult me with every look, every breath, every heartbeat.
OG: I did not do anything. I apologize for nothing.
MG: What? What? You apologize for nothing? Well then you’re a dishonest cunt! Because you need to apologize for a reason.
OG: I wanted to have peace. You are unbalanced.
MG: Instinctively, I feel that. And I will not be patronized by you.
OG: You’re unbalanced. You need medication.
MG: If you will not fucking admit that, then get the fuck out. I will make your god damn life miserable. Alright?
OG: You need medication.
MG: What? What?
OG: You need medication.
MG: I need a woman, not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. I don’t need medication. You need a fucking bat to the side of the head. All right? How about that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking… you need a fucking soul.
I need medication? I need someone who fucking treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot. and she gives me shit with a fucking sour look and says I’m mean. What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it! You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (huffing)
You fucking don’t care about me. I’m having a hard time and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch. You fucking, selfish bitch. Don’t you dare hang up on me.
OG: I can’t listen to this anymore.
MG: You hang up, I’m coming over there.
OG: I’ll call the police.
OG: I’ll call the police.
MG: You fucking cunt. I’m coming to my house. You’re in my house, honey.
OG: Yes, but you … don’t call me honey.
MG: You’re in my house, so I’ll call the police and tell them there’s someone in my house. How about that?
OG: You can do that. That’s fine.
MG: Fuck you! I don’t involve the police in anything because I stand up for myself. You, you weak cunt, you call the fucking cops.
OG: Then I will go to Alicia’s right now.
MG: Why don’t you fuck off to that cunt bitch Alicia’s. She was fucking making eyes at me. She’d have s—– me in 5 seconds. Take that one up with her. I was trying to spare your god damn feelings. She’d have blown me in 5 seconds! She’s not your friend. You don’t have any fucking friends except me. And you treat me like shit. So that’s why I’m so fucking angry. Because I don’t have any friends. And I try to make one from you and you treat me like shit and you fucking use me. The career is over! And boy, when I said that, you lit out of here faster than I’ve ever seen you before. And now you’ll be at Alicia’s place. You just showed me what you are. Absolutely. Unequivocally.
OG: I don’t care if you don’t spend another penny. Listen to me, Mel, I don’t give a damn if you don’t spend another penny on me.
MG: Oh yes you do!
OG: I’m just fearing for the life of my daughter.
MG: You’ll find some other fucker to pay for you.
OG: Listen to me…
MG: You’re a cunt and a whore! That’s what you are and you have just proved it. You got out of here in record time.
OG: Because I’m saving my life and my daughter’s life. That’s what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn about my music. And I don’t give a damn about you spending another penny. I’m saving her life. You almost killed us, did you forget?
MG: The last three years have been a fucking gravy train for you.
OG: You were hitting a woman with a child in her hands. You! What kind of a man is that, hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth, twice, in the face. What kind of man is that?
MG: Oooh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you fucking deserved it.
OG: You’re gonna answer, one day, boy, you’re gonna answer.
MG: Huh? What? Are you threatening me?
OG: Nothing, nothing. I’m not the one to threaten.
MG: I’m threatening you? I’ll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt. You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order. For what? What are you gonna get a restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly? For hitting you? For what?
MG: “I will fire ____ if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire her. I’ll report her to the fu*king people that take fu*king money from the wetbacks! Okay?
MG: “You fu*king ignorant bitch! I don’t understand you. You’re saying stupid shit! How dare you fu*king even insult me with some of the stupid reasoning you have. Your logic sucks because you’re a fu*king mentally deprived idiot!”
OG: “You made me moneyless. I used to have hundred thousand dollars a year when you met me. You took me, you possessed me. Everything I am you own me with my liver and my kidneys and my thoughts and my soul. Everything! My career, or whatever it is. Pathetic career. Whatever it is, it’s yours. You control me like marionette. I don’t belong to myself, only to you. I can’t do anything and I walk on eggshells always with you!”
MG: “That’s because you are a fucking using whore. I OWN YOU!”
MG: “You probably fucked ___! You know you did!
OG: “Wow. I swear in front of God that I did not.”
MG: “Fuck an ugly man! You don’t give a fuck as long as they pay your fucking rent!”
OG: “The baby is crying. I have to go.”
MG: “Go look after my child!”
OG: “She’s my child too.”
MG: “Yeah unfortunately, you cu*t whore! I hope she doesn’t turn out like you.”
WAY TO GO MEL!!! Give that useless cunt what she deserves. Here’s the inevitable remix.
And finally, here he is calling some stupid, pompous piece of shit an asshole. (wait for the end of the video)
What’s got to be more humiliating? Admitting you have a fart fetish? Or admitting your fart fetish caused you to be anally raped? Listen to this crazy story:
OKLAHOMA CITY — An Oklahoma City man says his fetish is what led to him being raped.
The man, identified as a 27-year-old who suffers from autism, said he has a fetish for flatulence, or farts. The victim told police he likes “the sound and smell of farts.” He added he was lonely and just wanted to make friends. This led him online where he ended up exchanging phone numbers and text messages with another man, who the victim said is responsible for raping him. The victim said the two met on the Web site AIRG.com back in January.
According to the police report, the victim said the suspect, who’s name police are withholding, sent him hundreds of explicit text messages. On February 27, the victim and the suspect met in person at the suspect’s house. The victim said he thought he was going over to the suspect’s house to “enjoy the suspect’s farts.”
Once inside, the victim said the suspect became physically violent at one time telling him “I will beat you up and take your car if your try to leave.” At that time the victim said the suspect sexually assaulted him and forced him to leave, saying, “My mom is going to get up and go to work soon so you need to go.”
The officer who took the report asked the victim why he met with the suspect after receiving the explicit text messages. The victim told the officer he, “thought they could just fart and be friends.”
The victim added he did not report the incident earlier because he was embarrassed.
What kind of a sick fuck has sex with a 9 year old? What a rotten story. I hope they chop his head off with a sword. Or maybe that’s the Japs that do that, not the Chinese. Either way, that would be a suitable punishment.
A GIRL of NINE has given birth to a healthy baby boy.
The child was delivered via caesarean on January 27 in north east China and weighed in at 6lbs (2.75kg).
The circumstances surrounding the girl’s pregnancy are unknown, but her parents have sought legal help as sex with a child under the age of fourteen is punishable by a rape conviction.
Despite the young age of the mother, from Songyuan, and the potential for severe complications, it has been reported the girl and her new baby are doing well.
The baby was delivered at Changchun hospital, in the Jilin province.
Young pregnancies are reportedly on the rise in China.
A Shanghai hospital said about 30 per cent of abortions were on school-aged girls.
Apparently this dude thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, so him and his buddy decided to break into her new man’s house to check things out. I can’t believe they were able to prove it was him, given his amazing disguise. He must be some sort of ninja.
Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.
When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.
There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.
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