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9 Year Old Girl Gives Birth

What kind of a sick fuck has sex with a 9 year old? What a rotten story. I hope they chop his head off with a sword. Or maybe that’s the Japs that do that, not the Chinese. Either way, that would be a suitable punishment.

A GIRL of NINE has given birth to a healthy baby boy.

The child was delivered via caesarean on January 27 in north east China and weighed in at 6lbs (2.75kg).

The circumstances surrounding the girl’s pregnancy are unknown, but her parents have sought legal help as sex with a child under the age of fourteen is punishable by a rape conviction.

Despite the young age of the mother, from Songyuan, and the potential for severe complications, it has been reported the girl and her new baby are doing well.

The baby was delivered at Changchun hospital, in the Jilin province.

Young pregnancies are reportedly on the rise in China.

A Shanghai hospital said about 30 per cent of abortions were on school-aged girls.

Original article here.

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Worst Burglary Disguise Ever

Apparently this dude thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, so him and his buddy decided to break into her new man’s house to check things out. I can’t believe they were able to prove it was him, given his amazing disguise. He must be some sort of ninja.

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Check out the full article here.

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Mom Reunites With Long-Lost Son, Then Rapes Him

Talk about a letdown for this kid. Not only did his mom give him up for adoption….after 10 years she decided to track him down….just so she could rape him. (allegedly)

Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

Full new story is here.

Check out her picture. I’d let her molest me any time she wanted.

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Ted Kennedy – National Hero?

Isn’t it great how when people die the media only seems to remember the good things they did? (cough) Michael Jackson (cough). Well I think people should remember the bad things too. This brings me to the recent death of Ted Kennedy.

July 20, 1969 the “Rosemobile” being pulled from the channel (Poucha Pond).

Ted swam away from this wreck

As young and beautiful Mary Jo Kopechne suffocated inside the Delmont 88… Ted, the conscience of the Senate, swam to his own safety.

Ted fled to his posh hotel room, then to sleep, perchance to dream, never bothering to call the local constabulary.

A science teacher and 15 year old boy fishing from the “Dike Bridge” found the car in the morning.

Check out more anti-Ted articles at fatboy.cc

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Shamwow Guy Beats The Shit Out Of A Hooker

Apparently Vince from Shamwow/SlapChop got himself into a little bit of trouble with a drunken hooker. Sounds like he stuck his tongue down her throat and she decided to try to bite it off, so he beat the shit out of her. Good job Vince. Check out these pics.

Vince From Shamwow

The Hooker Vince Slap Chopped.

I bet right before he paid her he told her “You’re gonna love my nuts!”

TheSmokingGun has the full story.

Also more pics available here at TMZ.

P.S. Who the hell pays $1000 for a hooker like that? She’s worth $150 at best.

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Oh, The Sweet Irony – Muslim Anti-Stereotype Crusader Beheads His Wife

This article made me LOL. I feel sorry for the guy’s wife, but you’ve got to appreciate the irony of this situation….someone fighting against muslim stereotypes commits what is probably the most offensive muslim stereotype himself.

NEW YORK (CNN) — The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said.

Muzzammil Hassan was charged with second-degree murder after police found the decapitated body of his wife, Aasiya Hassan, at the Bridges TV station in the Buffalo suburb of Orchard Park, said Andrew Benz, Orchard Park’s police chief.

Hassan was arrested Thursday. His wife filed for divorce January 6, and police had responded to several domestic violence calls at the couple’s home, Benz said.

Hassan went directly to the police station after his wife’s death and confessed to killing her, Benz told CNN. Benz declined to give further details.

Check out the full story here.

And if you want to check out some real beheading videos, just visit theync.com. I swear they have a new beheading video on every few days or so.

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Drunken Fling Results In Name Being Carved Into Body

So some dude picks up a slut at a bar, brings her home and fucks the shit out of her, then ends up passing out because he is so wasted on booze and pills. Sounds like a typical weekend for most guys. But here is where shit goes sour.

He wakes up in the morning to find that the woman has carved her name and a bunch of other shit into his body. Now that is one fucked up bitch!

Check out the full story here.

Name carved into one night stand

Name carved into one night stand

Name carved into one night stand

This is why you pay prostitutes to leave after having sex.

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Killer Santa Goes On Christmas Murder Spree

They always say the holidays bring out the crazies. Looks like this guy decided to go out in style. After a nasty divorce, he donned his Santa suit and went looking for his in-laws.

COVINA, Calif. (AP) — The bloodbath began when an 8-year-old girl attending a Christmas Eve party answered a knock at the door. A man dressed as Santa and carrying what appeared to be a present pulled out a handgun and shot her in the face, then began shooting indiscriminately as partygoers tried to flee.

By the time it was over, at least eight people at the party were dead and the house was torched. The gunman killed himself hours after exacting revenge against his ex-wife by going on a massacre at his former in-laws’ home.

Bruce Pardo’s ex-wife and her parents were believed to be among the dead. At daybreak Friday, investigators planned to resume searching what was left of their two-story home on a cul-de-sac in a quiet Covina neighborhood 25 miles east of Los Angeles.

Pardo, 45, had no criminal record and no history of violence, according to police, but he was angry following last week’s settlement of his divorce after a marriage that lasted barely a year.

“It was not an amicable divorce,” police Lt. Pat Buchanan said.

Investigators seeking further information about Pardo’s motives have begun searching his home in the suburban Los Angeles community of Montrose.

Police said he showed up at his former in-laws’ home around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday for their annual Christmas party.

The gift-wrapped box Pardo was carrying actually contained a pressurized homemade device he used to spray a liquid that quickly sent the house up in flames. Police said Pardo had recently worked in the aerospace industry.

Aftermath of the Santa Killing Spree

David Salgado, a neighbor, said he saw the 8-year-old victim being escorted to an ambulance by four SWAT team members as flames up to 40 feet high consumed the house.

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Artist’s representation of what he might have looked like.

Artist Representation

Actual picture of what he looked like.

Evil Santa

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Pregnant Woman Has Massive Breasts Removed

I came across this story that says a pregnant woman decided to have her breasts removed when she was pregnant because they grew to an enormous size and were causing her incredible pain.

This article seems a little strange to me. First of all, why did she have to get them removed instead of just doing a simple breast reduction? It makes it sound like they chopped the suckers right off. Pretty nasty if that’s the case.

Secondly, they put a small black square over her eyes like they are trying to protect her identity, but they state her name right in the article and show the pics of her massive boobs for us all to jack off to.

I think maybe someone at the Sun was smoking crack when they wrote this article. At least they included pictures of her tits.

Check out the original article here.

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Man jailed for sex with mostly headless corpse

Former Hamilton County morgue worker Kenneth Douglas was sent to prison Tuesday for three years after admitting he had sex with a corpse of a murder victim 26 years ago – a sentence the victim’s mother said was woefully inadequate.

Castration would not be too severe a penalty in my mind,” Lori Range wrote from her Florida home in a letter to Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge William Mallory.

Range is the mother of Karen Range, the 18-year-old whose nearly headless body Douglas had sex with the day she was murdered.

That wasn’t the only time Douglas had sex at his second-shift job at the morgue.

Douglas, 55, of Westwood, told authorities he often got high and drunk while at the morgue and invited women there, where he partied with them and had sex. He admitted that while he was an attendant at the morgue, he pulled the body of Range, from the cooler and abused her corpse.

He also told authorities he abused other bodies when he worked there – all young females.

Necrophiliac convicted

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