Those Asians sure are a crazy bunch. Now they have a specialty restaurant in Beijing that serves nothing but penis dishes. Everything from ox penis to yak penis. I bet they smell atrocious.

Check out the rest of their disgusting menu here.

This photographer has devoted her time to taking pictures of landscapes and rock formations that look strangely like male and female genitals.

My favourite pic is this rock formation that looks like a dirty, unwashed anus.

Check out the earth porn at HeatherFirth.com

For the low price of $19.99, you too can have the face of your pet photoshopped onto a man’s body dressed in a military uniform.

Why would you want to do this? I have no fucking idea.

Order yours up now at PetsInUniform.com

Apparently some scientists were bored one day, and decided to strap cameras to some elephants to see what kind of pictures they would take as they roamed around in the wild.

They came up with some really unique shots. What really got me about this story, is what the camera looked like. I figured it would be some little tiny thing that you would hardly notice. Check out the size of this fucking thing! Who’s idea was it to make the camera look like a giant tree trunk?

You can see some of the pictures the elephants took here.

Now here’s a neat little bike that would be great for driving around town. It’s been dubbed the BitchCruiser. It’s a fully functional bike with a naked female for the frame.

When seated on it you are in the perfect position for some doggy-style action. Too bad it doesn’t have a working pussy. You could get laid and do some biking at the same time.

If they do another revision of this, I think they should somehow incorporate a Fleshlight into the design, that way it would be fully functional.

Apparently they are selling this on Ebay for a few grand.

Check out more pics of the BitchCruiser here.

Just imagine how bad this bitch must have stank! 

A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

Fucking genius cops. Some crazy bitch won’t get off the shitter and somehow it is the boyfriend’s fault? They always have to find some way to lay a charge, even if the situation doesn’t merit it at all.

They don’t have a picture of her, so here is an artist’s representation of what the toilet looked like after they removed her from it.

Check out the full story here.

These are the kind of mental giants were are dealing with in the Middle East. There are still people over there that think the earth is flat, the sun is smaller than the earth, and the moon is 1/2 the size of the sun.

Why are these people still in the dark ages? Simple. Because they don’t believe anything that is not written in the Koran. He states at the end “Anything that has no indication in the Koran is false.” Fucking idiots. I’d like to take their Koran and beat them over the head with it.

Got an extra $425 burning a hole in your pocket? Me neither. But apparently some people out there do, otherwise there wouldn’t be a market for these gold pills that are suppose to make your shit sparkle.

It’s a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You’re supposed to eat it “to increase your self-worth.

Check out the story here.

 Or order some for yourself from their site.

I’d rather just drink a bottle of Goldschlager. I’m sure it would probably have the same effect, and you get drunk at the same time.

Hillary Clinton is now accused of having her ad campaign team doctor footage of Obama to make him look more like a genuine KNEE-GROW. Apparently they squished his face a little and darkened his skin to make him look more African American.

Apparently someone thinks it will improve her chances if people see him as more of a “darky“.

Check out the evidence here.

This site looks to help lonely male losers hook up with women who are looking to score a free set of breast implants. The guys sign up and pay a shitload of money, and whichever women they choose to chat with will get a share of their sign up fee.

The idea is for the women to talk to as many lonely losers as they can so they can earn enough to pay for their new boobs.

Check it out at MyFreeImplants.com

For no reason at all, here is a picture of breast implants gone horribly wrong. Enjoy!