That’s what it looks like to me. What she says doesn’t make one lick of sense. Looks too young and hot to have a stroke though. But it sure makes for an entertaining video!
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Ever wonder how they make your chicken nuggets? They use a process called AMR – Advanced Meat Recovery. This process basically scrapes every last bit of meat from the chicken bones and results in a strawberry-looking paste like you see below.
Looks delicious, doesn’t it?
It’s hard to believe this is a real photo, but apparently it is. Some people were sailing off the coast of South Africa, doing some whale-watching. A nearby boater caught the ordeal on camera. Unbelievably, no one was injured in the incident, including the whale.
Here’s a full article on the story.
Google has had some funny little easter eggs in the past where if you enter certain terms into their search engine and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, it would bring you to some funny results.
Some people feel these were put in place on purpose by Google employees, but there is really no way to tell for sure.
Now people have found a particularly nasty one. Here is how you find it:
- Go to google.com
- Enter “i can read wikipedia” in the search bar on that page.
- Hit “I’m Feeling lucky”.
Just in case Google finds out about this and removes it, here is the result that was originally coming up for it. It’s possible that it’s just a random fluke, but could it also be a sign that Google has a racist prankster in their midst? (not that I give a flying fuck if they do)
Some people’s parents must have really hated their children. Or maybe they were just trying to make their kids grow up strong like Johnny Cash talks about his song “A Boy Named Sue.” Either way, these are some fucking horrible names.
Chew Kok. I believe he does.
Mahboobeh. Ya, what about it?
Jed I Knight. Let the daily beatings begin!
Gaye Males. I wonder if he is a flamer?
Judy Graham Swallows. I think she should have just stuck with Graham.
Charley Willard Horse Dick. Seriously? Horse Dick?
Robert Fagot. Never married. No surprise there.
Mister Love. Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Mike Litoris. Sounds to me like someone used a fake name for his interview.
Oliver Loser. Doesn’t exactly sound like a winner.
Dumas and MacPhail. Doesn’t inspire too much confidence.
Willie Stroker. I am going to guess yes. he will.
B.J. Cobbledick. I bet she does.
Anass Afadass. An ass. A fat ass.
Anass Rhammar. An ass rammer.
Jesus Condom. What the hell were they thinking?
Batman Bin Suparman. I am thinking this is probably a fake ID gone wrong.
Remember that horrible song, “Whoomp, there it is!”? It was performed by a horrible rap band called Tag Team.
Well some people have done some investigating and have found what looks like footage of Barack Obama in the music video. I’ll just let you take a look at it and decide for yourself. Pay attention around the 1 minute mark in the video.
And here it is in slow motion.
That’s some freaky shit. If you look really closely at around 46 seconds it also appears his wife is in the video as well.
North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever – a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck.
Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanks, and colleagues, report in this week’s Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck (Oxyura vittata) that has a penis as long as its body – nearly half a metre long.
How the hell does it walk without tripping over that thing?
Check out the original article here.
Apparently some old asian broad found a snake in her house that appeared to be growing a foot. Either this is some sort of evolutionary miracle, or perhaps it is the offspring of this guy. The news media is not saying.
Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.
“I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,” said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.
Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.
I honestly had to go over this entire site for 10 minutes to try to determine if it was some sort of parody site or a joke. It turns out the site is completely real, and was developed by McDonald’s.
Check it out at 365Black.com
From their site:
“At McDonald’s®, we believe that African-American culture and achievement should be celebrated 365 days a year — not just during Black History Month. That’s the idea behind 365Black.com. It’s a place where you can learn more about education, employment, career advancement and entrepreneurship opportunities, and meet real people whose lives have been touched by McDonald’s.”
It’s like the designers of the site are purposely trying to make the site offensive to black people. Case in point, this is the image you first see when you visit the site:
McDonald’s gave me a chance to share my love of Chicken McNuggets!? Seriously? All they are missing is a joke about watermelon and grape drink.
Are you currently suffering from bulimia-nervosa? Do you stick your fingers down your throat after every meal? If so, learn how to be a better bulimic with these helpful tips.
Check out the full list here.
Some highlights include:
When purging, grasp your Adam’s apple in a choking fashion and lift it up. This should reduce the depth that you have to insert your fingers when purging.
If you ever get caught, say you have a pain in your stomach and it’s bothering you intensely. Immediately after wards ask whoever caught you to lend/give you some pain killers to impress the idea that you are telling the truth.
Purchase some mouthwash to rinse away the acid.
It only takes about ten minutes for food to digest so don’t wait too long.
You can wear gum shields or fake vampire fangs to protect your teeth from acid erosion.
For some reason I don’t think you’ll see these tips on any public service announcements any time soon.
Enjoy your vomiting!