Category Archives: Porn

Nothing weird here, just some good old fashioned porn sites.

Bangin3D

This is pretty dam cool. The world’s first 3D porn site! Once you join they actually send you a real set of those 3D glasses that they used to give out at movie theaters and on amusement park rides. Here’s a diagram explaining how they work.

3D glasses

Then you can browse all the porn you want shot in real 3D. I have tried it out myself and the effect is pretty amazing. It’s just as good as the Terminator ride I was on at Universal Studios in Florida.

Here’s some samples of their porn in regular 2D, you can just imagine how much better this would look in full HD quality and in true 3D.

You don’t need to worry, they send you the 3D glasses in a plain package with no distinguishing marks on it that are going to let anyone know what it is. So your mom isn’t going to be able to tell you are jacking off to 3D porn when she opens your mail.

Bangin3D.com

Check it out now, and start whacking off in the third dimension!

BANGIN3D.com

Lindsay Lohan Cell Phone Porn

Allegedly these are some cell phone movies of Lindsay Lohan giving a blowjob. Whether they are genuine or not is still in question.

If you want the genuine real deal, then check out my previous post that showed her nude “Marilyn” photo spread.

Or better yet, for all kinds of celebrity porn, from sex tapes, to triple X scenes from early in their careers, nipple slips, etc. check out Babylon-X.

 

Babylon-X Celebrity Porn

 

They are hands down the best and one of the oldest celebrity porn sites on the net.

Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape

I didn’t think these celebrity sex tapes could get much worse than Gene Simmons, but once again I have been proven wrong.

Enter the greasiest looking slob-bastard ever to grace the screen on the Geraldo Rivera show, JOEY BUTTAFUOCO.

This guy has to be the biggest creep on the planet. He’s actually a living, breathing, greaseball Italian stereotype. When you look up “dirtbag” in the dictionary it just shows his picture. What self respecting man in his fifties still goes by the name “Joey”?

If you look at his pictures closely I think he might actually be a shaven gorilla.

Now he’s trying to cash in on the moderate success of the Amy Fisher sextape by releasing his own. There’s not an original thought in this greaseball’s head.

If the idea of seeing this creep get fucked by a hot blonde is appealing to you, then have at it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Save your money. This shit is horrible. Not to mention the fact that it could possibly be fake. The shitty black and white camera doesn’t make it look any more authentic.

Check out the Gene Simmons Sex Tape here.

Supposedly the video on that page is of Gene banging some Australian cunt in a hotel room. The website that is selling the tape is called GenesSecret.com. For some background on how this tape came to be, check out the news article here.

Actually I hope that video is real and his wife divorces him over it. That’s what he deserves for being so dam arrogant.

For some celebrity sex tapes that you can actually whack off to, check out Babylon-X. They actually have some hot bitches in there.

Lindsay Lohan Nude

Well it looks like she gave in and finally posed totally nude. These aren’t some shitty fakes or just a stupid crotch shot of her getting out of a car. Check them out below:

Check out Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Pictures here.

Lindsay Lohan Nude

They were done for some sort of art show where she is trying to look like Marilyn Monroe. Her tits are a little saggy, but that is to be expected with whoppers like those. I would suck on them all day.

You can also find all kinds of nude celebs in pics like this at Babylon-X.

Definitely one of the best nude celebrity sites on the net.

Real18Girls

As you can see from my site, I don’t post too often about regular old porn sites, I mostly stick to the freaky shit like midgets and shit-eaters, etc.

But I found one that is actually pretty impressive for you folks out there that just want to whack off. It’s called Real18Girls.

The key here is that they take submissions from people who want to send in photos of their girlfriends, etc., so these are all REAL 18 year old girls, not some professional porn stars that look like they’ve fucked giant, black, horse cocks all their life.

Check out a preview gallery here:

Real 18 Year Old Girl

If you are looking for a quality porn site with pictures of real 18 year old girls, then REAL18GIRLS.com is the site for you.

Get a Virtual Girl on Your Desktop

If you’re still looking for a last minute gift for a guy on Christmas and you don’t want to get stuck buying them a bag of beef jerky from the variety store, then consider getting them a Virtual Girl for their computer. It’s basically a little stripper girl that walks around your computer screen and strips for you. It’s actually pretty cool. You even get to choose from a whole list of girls so you can pick one that really turns your crank.

They also just released a new improved HD version, that is much more high resolution and looks amazing. Uou can see from this mocked up screen grab that they take up a good portion of your screen even if you’re running in ultra high widescreen resolution.

VirtualGirlHD

Check out VirtualGirlHD.

VirtualGirlHD