I am glad to see one of my favourite sites is back.

Seabass Tales

They have one of the best cartoon porn sections of any site I have seen.

My favourite was their huge section on the little known French comic, Titi Fricoteur.

At least the French are good for something.

This is pretty dam cool. The world’s first 3D porn site! Once you join they actually send you a real set of those 3D glasses that they used to give out at movie theaters and on amusement park rides. Here’s a diagram explaining how they work.

Then you can browse all the porn you want shot in real 3D. I have tried it out myself and the effect is pretty amazing. It’s just as good as the Terminator ride I was on at Universal Studios in Florida.

Here’s some samples of their porn in regular 2D, you can just imagine how much better this would look in full HD quality and in true 3D.

You don’t need to worry, they send you the 3D glasses in a plain package with no distinguishing marks on it that are going to let anyone know what it is. So your mom isn’t going to be able to tell you are jacking off to 3D porn when she opens your mail.

Check it out now, and start whacking off in the third dimension!

BANGIN3D.com

Allegedly these are some cell phone movies of Lindsay Lohan giving a blowjob. Whether they are genuine or not is still in question.

If you want the genuine real deal, then check out my previous post that showed her nude “Marilyn” photo spread.

Or better yet, for all kinds of celebrity porn, from sex tapes, to triple X scenes from early in their careers, nipple slips, etc. check out Babylon-X.

They are hands down the best and one of the oldest celebrity porn sites on the net.

I didn’t think these celebrity sex tapes could get much worse than Gene Simmons, but once again I have been proven wrong.

Enter the greasiest looking slob-bastard ever to grace the screen on the Geraldo Rivera show, JOEY BUTTAFUOCO.

This guy has to be the biggest creep on the planet. He’s actually a living, breathing, greaseball Italian stereotype. When you look up “dirtbag” in the dictionary it just shows his picture. What self respecting man in his fifties still goes by the name “Joey”?

If you look at his pictures closely I think he might actually be a shaven gorilla.

Now he’s trying to cash in on the moderate success of the Amy Fisher sextape by releasing his own. There’s not an original thought in this greaseball’s head.

If the idea of seeing this creep get fucked by a hot blonde is appealing to you, then have at it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Save your money. This shit is horrible. Not to mention the fact that it could possibly be fake. The shitty black and white camera doesn’t make it look any more authentic.

Check out the Gene Simmons Sex Tape here.

Supposedly the video on that page is of Gene banging some Australian cunt in a hotel room. The website that is selling the tape is called GenesSecret.com. For some background on how this tape came to be, check out the news article here.

Actually I hope that video is real and his wife divorces him over it. That’s what he deserves for being so dam arrogant.

For some celebrity sex tapes that you can actually whack off to, check out Babylon-X. They actually have some hot bitches in there.

Well it looks like she gave in and finally posed totally nude. These aren’t some shitty fakes or just a stupid crotch shot of her getting out of a car. Check them out below:

Check out Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Pictures here.

They were done for some sort of art show where she is trying to look like Marilyn Monroe. Her tits are a little saggy, but that is to be expected with whoppers like those. I would suck on them all day.

You can also find all kinds of nude celebs in pics like this at Babylon-X.

Definitely one of the best nude celebrity sites on the net.

Deep Throat Love is a new porn site where the girls show you just how much they can shove down their throats. They also give lessons to you girls out there that might be in need of some instruction in that area. Some of these girls are extremely talented!

For example, take a look at what McKenzie can do with this sausage:

Check out Deep Throat Love!

OK, I thought this was pretty well done. Sorry, it’s more porn again, but I must admit this looks very real. Someone took video clips of famous celebrities and digitally transferred them onto the bodies of some hot broads getting fucked. If you don’t examine the video too closely it looks really authentic.

If you want to see some real videos of celebrities fucking, then check out Babylon-X. They have all the latest sex tapes, nipple slips and crotch shots.

As you can see from my site, I don’t post too often about regular old porn sites, I mostly stick to the freaky shit like midgets and shit-eaters, etc.

But I found one that is actually pretty impressive for you folks out there that just want to whack off. It’s called Real18Girls.

The key here is that they take submissions from people who want to send in photos of their girlfriends, etc., so these are all REAL 18 year old girls, not some professional porn stars that look like they’ve fucked giant, black, horse cocks all their life.

Check out a preview gallery here:

If you are looking for a quality porn site with pictures of real 18 year old girls, then REAL18GIRLS.com is the site for you.

This has to be one of the biggest loads I have ever seen. This woman is lucky she didn’t drown. Check out the video of it below.

Check out more of these firehose-like cumshots at FuckedUpFacials.com