I will admit I’m not much of a NASCAR fan, but I can see why some people like it. I think just about everyone likes to see people crash cars at incredibly high speeds. Unfortunately, some of their fans take it to extremes. Here are a couple examples for reference.

Some people have taken a severe disliking to NASCAR, and are calling for it to be banned. Most of their complaints are due to bullshit environmental concerns.

Check out their list of reasons at:

banNASCARnow.com

I don’t even like Star Wars anymore, but I still wouldn’t mind one of these for a basement home theater, complete with Millenium Falcon remote control. The only problem I can see is that they are probably going to charge a shitload for this little thing.

Check it out for yourself at nikkor2d2.com

I normally don’t go for posting this political bullshit, but here’s an outtake from a pretty interesting movie showing the current state of the nation of Islam.

These people are savages and fanatics and I can’t wait for the day when the whole world wakes up to that and deals with them appropriately instead of bending over backwards to accommodate them and their ridiculous religious beliefs.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard of the New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer, who got busted for spending over $80,000 on hookers.

I just love it when some do-gooder, hypocrite, asshole like this guy gets his just desserts. He spent years cracking down on prostitution, and it turns out he was one of their best customers.

He better be criminally charged, or the justice system is officially fucked. I want to see this piece of shit do some time in prison, along side all the other people he sent there for doing the exact same things as him.

Now they’ve released the identity of one of the hookers he was banging, including her myspace page. Her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She looks pretty good, but I don’t think she is worth $1500 an hour. I would throw her a couple brown bills and that is about it.

I think I am going to add her as a friend then ask her how much she charges for a Rusty Trombone, followed up by a Cleveland Steamer. Go ahead and try that yourself too. Maybe we can get a discounted rate if we buy in bulk.

Check out her MySpace page here.

Great site showcasing the best videos of animals attacking humans. Here’s a good one showing the true power of an elephant.

Check out some more great videos of people getting attacked by animals at:

AttackFootage.com

Why couldn’t I get lucky when I was a kid and get “molested” by one of these hot mommas?

I don’t care what anyone says, if you are a straight male you wouldn’t mind any of these fine ladies having a go at you when you were underage. As long as you were old enough to get it up and not a blood relative.

Some examples:

Heather Shelton
Age at time of offense: 22
Location: Buncombe, NC

Occupation: Teacher’s Assistant

Lover: 18-year-old student

Crime: In North Carolina it is a felony for any teacher to have sex with a student regardless of the age of the student.

Sentence: Fired from her job

Debra Lafave
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Tampa, FL

Occupation: Middle School Teacher

Lover: 14 year-old male student

Crime: Numerous sexual encounters with a teen in her classroom, her home and her SUV. Charged with 4 felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

Sentence: 3 years house arrest, 7 years probation and lifetime registration as a sex offender who cannot work near children

Odd Fact: Nick Carter claims to have lost his virginity to Ms. Lafave

Pamela Rogers Turner
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: McMinniville, TN

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher, Physical Education and Basketball Coach

Lover: 13 year-old male student

Crime: Having vaginal and oral sex with a minor on more than a dozen occasions at school, her home and the teens’ home. She was later arrested for sending nude photos, sex videos and text messages to a minor and continuing communications with the boy through blogs and a website after her original arrest. She was ultimately charged with 4 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and violation of probation

Sentence: 270 days in prison, an 8-year suspended sentence, 7 years 3 months probation, register as a sex offender and surrender her teaching certificate for life.

I bet the kids these ladies “molested” were angry as fuck when their incidents got brought out into the public. They had some nice ass on tap and everyone had to go and blow it for them.

Check out the rest of these hotties here.

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I love people like this that blatantly try to rip people off and don’t care at all how shady they look. I especially like the fake picture they photoshopped of their “mascot” being interviewed on CNN.

Get your own pair of fake X-Ray glasses for only $249 from XOLLLAB.com

The sad thing is that they probably have sold some of these already.

Thank God I found this. I was getting tired of calling black people niggers. Now I’ve got plenty of synonyms I can use instead.

If you and your redneck buddies have come up with your own racial slur for a certain ethnic group, then you can even submit it for approval.

Check out the Racial Slur Database.

I know everyone and their dog seems to think they are MMA experts these days, but I must admit I genuinely enjoy watching the stuff.

This is the fight I have been waiting for.

If you surfed any fight forums, or just about any forum, you’ve probably already seen Kimbo in action. He’s basically a giant knee-grow that got his start in backyard, bare-knuckle fights where he would make about $5,000 or more per fight. All highly illegal of course. In this fight, he actually knocked the guy’s eye right out of the socket. (you can see it hanging at the end of the video)

He was also security for the folks that run the NastyDollars company of porn sites. (they are responsible for such classics as MilfHunter,  InTheVIP and MikesApartment.

You can actually see Kimbo in this video for InTheVIP. (first video on the left)

Check out all of  Kimbo’s past fight videos here.

Anyway, the fight is scheduled for February 16, so don’t miss it.

So you’re dead. Now what?

You can get put in a box where the worms will slowly eat away your decaying flesh, or you can get cremated till there’s nothing left of you but ash and bone.

If you’re like me, you’ll want to take the cremation option. I have far too many enemies, I don’t want them coming to my grave after I’m dead and defiling my corpse. Or just pissing on it, for that matter.

This site explains the cremation process in detail. Check out the links at the top for more info than you can handle. Not sure how the random images of hot, scantily clothed women fit in with the site’s theme, but I’m not complaining.

Check it out at Cremate-me.net