Now this is friggin’ cool. It’s called a WASP knife. When you stab someone with it, it injects a blast of compressed gas into them, instantly freezing and exploding their internal organs.

Apparently it was designed to assist hunters and divers to take down large animals quickly. I guess authorities are already worried about these things falling into the hands of whackos who might want to use them on their fellow man.

Here’s a video of one in action. Just imagine if that watermelon was your stomach.

If you want to buy one, check out their site. Only $379.95!

I was shocked to read a post on a forum that I frequent that Jared, the dork from all those Subway commercials, had died due to complications from gastric bypass surgery. I wasn’t shocked because I gave a shit about him or felt bad, I just thought it was rather ironic that he had died after spouting all that crap about eating healthy for so long. That would have been the ultimate slap in the face to Subway.

Well after further investigation, it turns out it was all a hoax. The site is pretty well done though. Pass this one along to your friends and see if you can fool them.

Check it out at:

JaredRemembered.com

I don’t pretend to be a guru of web design by any means. I think I am just doing good if my sites load without giving any browser errors.

But if I turned out crap like this site I just discovered, I would definitely go into a different line of work. The site I am talking about is:

Yvette’s Bridal Formal

I don’t think I’ve even seen anything this poorly designed hosted on Geocities back in the early 90’s. You’d almost think they threw a team of mongoloids into a room with a 486 and a copy of Frontpage 1.0 and told them to start designing web sites.

Let’s hope Yvette’s bridal business is going better than her web site design business.

I am glad to see one of my favourite sites is back.

Seabass Tales

They have one of the best cartoon porn sections of any site I have seen.

My favourite was their huge section on the little known French comic, Titi Fricoteur.

At least the French are good for something.

Looks like the anti-Obama conspiracy theory sites are starting to pop up now that Hillary is out of the picture.

The latest one is:

ObamaUnveiled.com

They’ve got some real doozies on old Hussein himself, including stories of past drug use, ties to communists, and a list of 74 of his worst lies.

Here are 4 totally unrelated and horrible cartoons that I just happened to find using google image search. Click on “continue reading” below to see them all. Enjoy!

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I’m not sure what the big deal is about WalMart. Everyone seems to like taking jabs at them. All I know is they are about the cheapest place I can go to buy shit paper. I refuse to pay more for something I use to wipe my ass.

Here’s another site that has a beef with WalMart.

WakeUpWalmart.com

They’ve got the facts on everything from employee wages (which are atrocious) to alleged sexual discrimination.

After reading that entire site, I’m still going to buy my shit paper there. Walmart has the best, cheapest shit paper. End of story.

I must admit, I do hate those fucking greeters. They should really get rid of those old fucks, trying to make eye contact with me every time I go in to buy my shit paper. Fuck you, greeter.

I will admit I’m not much of a NASCAR fan, but I can see why some people like it. I think just about everyone likes to see people crash cars at incredibly high speeds. Unfortunately, some of their fans take it to extremes. Here are a couple examples for reference.

Some people have taken a severe disliking to NASCAR, and are calling for it to be banned. Most of their complaints are due to bullshit environmental concerns.

Check out their list of reasons at:

banNASCARnow.com

I don’t even like Star Wars anymore, but I still wouldn’t mind one of these for a basement home theater, complete with Millenium Falcon remote control. The only problem I can see is that they are probably going to charge a shitload for this little thing.

Check it out for yourself at nikkor2d2.com

I normally don’t go for posting this political bullshit, but here’s an outtake from a pretty interesting movie showing the current state of the nation of Islam.

These people are savages and fanatics and I can’t wait for the day when the whole world wakes up to that and deals with them appropriately instead of bending over backwards to accommodate them and their ridiculous religious beliefs.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard of the New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer, who got busted for spending over $80,000 on hookers.

I just love it when some do-gooder, hypocrite, asshole like this guy gets his just desserts. He spent years cracking down on prostitution, and it turns out he was one of their best customers.

He better be criminally charged, or the justice system is officially fucked. I want to see this piece of shit do some time in prison, along side all the other people he sent there for doing the exact same things as him.

Now they’ve released the identity of one of the hookers he was banging, including her myspace page. Her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She looks pretty good, but I don’t think she is worth $1500 an hour. I would throw her a couple brown bills and that is about it.

I think I am going to add her as a friend then ask her how much she charges for a Rusty Trombone, followed up by a Cleveland Steamer. Go ahead and try that yourself too. Maybe we can get a discounted rate if we buy in bulk.

Check out her MySpace page here.