This is hilarious. In case you ever wondered if talentless acts like Britney Spears were really singing at their concerts, this should answer that for you.

Now I’m convinced even I could be a pop star. Just run my voice through ProTools and I’ll sound just like one of those boy band fags. Then I can get up on stage and lip sync and no one would know the difference.

This has to be fake, since I doubt someone this retarded would know how to turn on a computer and register at Yahoo, although I could be wrong. No doubt there are a lot of confused people in the state of Georgia right now though, all clutching their shotguns waiting for the tanks to roll in.

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Do you like seeing women fart on cakes? Ya, me too.

Check out FartCake.com

This site promotes the fact that sex is not cool and every young man should remain abstinent.

With testimonials like this, who could disagree?

Bert F.: “My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won’t EVER go into my body? Girl slime!”

Greg B.: “I joined Sex is for Fags after watching girls who put out turn my big brother into a major wuss. By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest.”

Check out the rest at:

SexIsForFags.com

I don’t know why, but I laugh my ass off every time I see this pic.

Here’s a scene from what I consider to be the greatest martial arts movie ever made. I believe it is called Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky.

I think this is probably the only movie ever made where you will see someone try to strangle someone else using their own intestines.

Click here to go to youtube and check out the related videos section…pretty much the whole movie is in there chopped up into small segments.

I’m buying this sucker on DVD for sure.

There’s something really weird about Sarah Jessica Parker. Sometimes she looks hot, and I’d love to stab her with my man meat.

Other times she looks like a twin sister of that guy from the movie Mask.

Some other people have noticed this anomoly and have collected some of her worst pictures. They seem to think she looks a tad bit like a horse. What do you think?

I think they are pretty spot on.

Check out some more horse comparison pics at:

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

Here’s a stupid pic that I thought summed up the religion vs. science debate pretty well.

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This site takes submissions of the worst / funniest exam answers people have given in school over the years. Some of them are hilarious. Check out this film review of 2girls1cup.

If your eyes are fucked and that shit is too small to read, then don’t worry, they have full transcripts of the answers on their site.

Check it out at FunnyExamAnswers.com

I’ve met my dream girl and she wears pink panties and has a flatulence problem.

Is it wrong for me to have popped a boner while watching this video?