I can’t believe they actually aired this on TV. Fast forward to the 1 minute mark to see the good stuff.

The funniest thing is how the female news anchor manages to keep a straight face after listening to that gay crackhead speak.

I don’t know how much they are paying this guy, or exactly what drugs he is on, but he sure seems to love his job.

Some people’s parents must have really hated their children. Or maybe they were just trying to make their kids grow up strong like Johnny Cash talks about his song “A Boy Named Sue.” Either way, these are some fucking horrible names.

Chew Kok. I believe he does.

Mahboobeh. Ya, what about it?

Jed I Knight. Let the daily beatings begin!

Gaye Males. I wonder if he is a flamer?

Judy Graham Swallows. I think she should have just stuck with Graham.

Charley Willard Horse Dick. Seriously? Horse Dick?

Robert Fagot. Never married. No surprise there.

Mister Love. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Natalia Vagina.

Mike Litoris. Sounds to me like someone used a fake name for his interview.

Rusty Kuntz.

Oliver Loser. Doesn’t exactly sound like a winner.

Jack Goff.

Dumas and MacPhail. Doesn’t inspire too much confidence.

Willie Stroker. I am going to guess yes. he will.

B.J. Cobbledick. I bet she does.

Anass Afadass. An ass. A fat ass.

Anass Rhammar. An ass rammer.

Jesus Condom. What the hell were they thinking?

Batman Bin Suparman. I am thinking this is probably a fake ID gone wrong.

Who here remembers the Iron Sheik? He’s probably the greatest wrestler to ever exist, except for maybe Nikolai Volkoff or George “The Animal” Steele.

Apparently he is still around, and it’s obvious from his Twitter account that he is totally batshit insane. Just take a look at some of his recent tweets:

“germans are piece of shit garbage. only worst than the are the no good small dick puero ricans. they are gay fag motherfuckers”

“the ass show me that i can only fuck it. i make the ass humble, ass dont humble me. fuck mario lopez mexican jew”

“i like to fuck the no good piece of garbage whore ex wife of the little black man gary coleman. she have no respect for the legend”

“i have the cock that is bigger than the stupid whale cock.”

“hulk hogan use the medicine for the body- he fag he gay i can break his leg and fuck his ass”

Fucking classic! I hope he fucks all those losers in the ass. Also, make sure you check out his website. You can even book him for your stag parties! Imagine having this crazy fucker show up at your house!

These have to be some of the funniest pictures I have seen. You’ve got to give some credit to these Mexicans, they come up with some pretty crazy ideas in order to sneak across the border. I mean, just look at these guys pretending they’re a seat.

“Hey Pedro, do you think they can see us, man?”

Click here to check out the rest of the pictures of illegal aliens getting caught in the act. Funny shit.

I love how they try to market this as a legitimate mainstream product, when really it is nothing more than a fart blanket. I hope I never reach the stage in life where I would consider buying a fart blanket to absorb my fart vapours.

You might have seen my last post regarding ChatRoulette. I became so intrigued with bothering webcam users on that site that I decided to make a site dedicated to it. Check it out at:

ChatRouletteGIFS.com

I basically give you the tools you need to enter ChatRoulette and trick people into thinking the images you are sending them are being broadcast live from your webcam.

For example, it’s always fun to make people believe you just committed suicide in front of your webcam:

Check out my site to learn how to do that.

Then please take some time to try it out, and make sure you hit the PRINT SCREEN key on your keyboard so you can capture an image of the person you trolled. Then you can post it on the Chat Roulette Trolling section of my new site.

So get trolling and post your best results on ChatRouletteGIFS.com

(Tip: some of the gifs I have on my site make it easy for you to get women to show you their tits)

Fuck.

I never thought I’d say this, but doing a remake of Scarface for a school play is totally inappropriate for kids of this age.

Having said that, it is fucking (I mean fudging) hilarious! At least they had the deceny to replace the pile of cocaine with popcorn.

Apparently someone decided to write some famous people, including convicted serial killers, just to see what kind of response he would get. He did get responses, and some of them are pretty dam funny.

Here’s an example of some correspondence from Richard Ramirez -the Nightstalker. (Gotta love the personalized serial killer stationery he sent with his letter.)

The NightStalker’s Response:

To: Billy
From: Richard Ramirez
Received: January 21, 1999

“Billy,
Greetings. Got your letter. What school do you go to? Who’s your friend? You should stay in school. Send pictures.
Richard”

Check out the rest of the letters here.

I think I may give this a try myself. Would be cool to have a hand-written letter from Charles Manson framed behind my bar.