Come on hobo Batman, that’s just pathetic. Bruce Wayne’s parents would be turning in their grave to see their son beat up by a drunken Mexican.

Tampa, Florida — A volunteer at Lowry Park Zoo is under arrest–charged with molesting a nine-year-old boy on zoo property.

Cameron Spurback, 21, is charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and lewd and lascivious molestation.

According to the police report, the boy went into a zoo bathroom and was approached by Spurback who pulled the boy’s pants down and fondled him. Police then said Spurback pulled down his own pants and fondled himself in front of the child.

The boy ran from the bathroom and told his parents who then flagged down zoo security who detained Spurback as he left the bathroom.

Tampa Police officers were on the scene within minutes. Police tell 10 News Spurback admitted to the offense.

Spurback had just completed his volunteer shift at the zoo. His job is preparing food for the animals and does not normally have contact with the public.

Apparently he was busted in a prostitution sting by an undercover officer after he tried to solicit her for sex (allegedly). The guy’s obviously had a hard life, you’d think they’d let the poor fucker try to get himself a piece of ass without throwing him in jail. By the looks of that skull, he’s doing good just to keep walking around everyday. Fucking bastard cops. No sympathy for horny old half-head.

Check out the original article here, to view the police report. Apparently they actually described him in their report as having “half a head.”

MADRID — A Spanish man who underwent the world’s first full face transplant appeared before TV cameras Monday for the first time since his surgery, thanking his doctors and the family of the donor. Identified only as Oscar, the 31-year-old spoke with considerable difficulty at a news conference at Vall d’Hebron hospital, where he was operated on in late March.

During the 24-hour surgery, doctors lifted an entire face, including jaw, nose, cheekbones, muscles, teeth and eyelids, and placed it masklike onto the man. He has been described as a farmer who was unable to breathe or eat on his own after accidentally shooting himself in the face five years ago. The head of the surgical team, Dr. Joan Pere Barret, said Monday the man will need between a year and 18 months of physical therapy and is expected to regain up to 90 percent of his facial functions.

The news conference was called because the man was being released from the hospital and sent home. He is now able to drink liquids and eat soft foods, and has been able to speak for the past two months, the hospital said in a statement. The patient also has regained feeling in most of his face and is partly recovering movement of his muscles. One good sign was that a week after the operation, he had to be shaved because of beard growth.

But he also suffered acute rejection twice — once four weeks after the surgery and again between the second and third months. Both times, the new face was saved with medication, the statement said.

“At first my main objective was to learn how to swallow shit.” Now that’s a woman you can take home to mom.

If you want to find her own personal website, just search on google for “Veronica Moser”. I don’t want to link to it here, since I am pretty sure her site violates most countries’ obscenity laws.

From now on I will only get my news directly from him. He does an excellent job.

Also make sure you check out his website. He seems to enjoy taking pictures of local stores and describing them for us.

I know I have said it before, but this video now holds the title of:

The most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

At least there is one bright side… this person will never be able to reproduce.

An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat’s.

Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year.

Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of the mother of seven’s forehead.

The condition has left her family baffled and worried.

Her youngest of six sons, Zhang Guozheng, 60, said when a patch of rough skin formed on her forehead last year ‘we didn’t pay too much attention to it’.

‘But as time went on a horn grew out of her head and it is now 6cm long,’ added Mr Zhang, whose eldest brother and sibling is 82 years old.

‘Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead. It’s quite possible that it’s another horn.’

Although, it is unknown what the protrusion is on Mrs Zhang’s head, it resembles a cutaneous horn.

This is a funnel-shaped growth and although most are only a few millimetres in length, some can extend a number of inches from the skin.

Cutaneous horns are made up of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails, and forms horns, wool and feathers in animals.

They usually develop in fair-skinned elderly adults who have a history of significant sun exposure but it is extremely unusual to see it form protrusions of this size.

The growths are most common in elderly people, aged between 60 and the mid-70s. They can sometimes be cancerous but more than half of cases are benign.

Common underlying causes of cutaneous horns are common warts, skin cancer and actinic keratoses, patches of scaly skin that develop on skin exposed to the sun, such as your face, scalp or forearms.

Cutaneous horns can be removed surgically but this does not treat the underlying cause.