The resemblance to Homer Simpson is uncanny.

That’s what it looks like to me. What she says doesn’t make one lick of sense. Looks too young and hot to have a stroke though. But it sure makes for an entertaining video!

TeenGirls.com has to be one of my favourite porn sites. No saggy, stretch mark titties on this one. Just perfect 18 year old breasts and soaking wet teen pussy. Check out this hot brunette as she takes a hard cock.

If you like what you see there, then check out TeenGirls.com

There’s something that’s been bugging me lately with this story of the homeless dude with the golden radio voice. See here in case you haven’t heard of him.

After putting some thought into it, I finally have it figured out. Check out my findings below.

This video cracks me up. The best part is the ending. Dumb bitch.

What’s wrong with the world when a man can’t take his dick out of his pants on a crowded train and rub it on a complete stranger? Madness.

Check out the melon on this poor fucker.

Apparently he was busted in a prostitution sting by an undercover officer after he tried to solicit her for sex (allegedly). The guy’s obviously had a hard life, you’d think they’d let the poor fucker try to get himself a piece of ass without throwing him in jail. By the looks of that skull, he’s doing good just to keep walking around everyday. Fucking bastard cops. No sympathy for horny old half-head.

Check out the original article here, to view the police report. Apparently they actually described him in their report as having “half a head.”

This has to be the best news article I have ever read. Please take a look below and I am sure you will agree.

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

See the original post at The Smoking Gun.

This is one insane bitch! I can’t believe the black guy took that much shit off of her. I would have curbstomped her. Check this shit out. She’s hilarious.

Here’s a crazy site I found. It’s called Webcam Hackers. Basically these are all stolen feeds taken from hacked webcams. What some of these sluts do for their boyfriends on cam makes my penis rock hard. They also include cam feeds stolen by angry ex-boyfriends, and live sex shows that have been hacked so you can view them for free.

Here’s a sample video of some slut that got her webcam hacked.

Check out the rest of these scorned sluts that have their sexual escapades exposed for the whole world to see, only at:

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