A lot of you folks out there are into these celebrity reality TV shows that have cropped up over the past few years. One of the more memorable ones to surface has been The Rock Of Love, a show where they tried to match the lead singer of the band Poison, Bret Michaels, with a rocker groupie slut.

These shows are total bullshit, but I guess they do have some entertainment value. I think most of the whores that go on these shows are just trying to further their acting careers. Sadly, it actually works in some cases, with some of these skanks ending up with their own spin off shows. (like that big lipped black bitch from The Flavor of Love… sorry, can’t think of her name)

Sometimes though, it seems like their careers don’t get jump-started quite as well as they planned. Case in point, the infamous Raven from The Rock Of Love Charm School. Click here to read her profile on that show.

Hometown: New Orleans, LA
Age: 23

• Aspires to be a New Age talk show host
• Says she’s never had a boyfriend
• Tries to act rationally in the face of conflict

If you are bored and want to check out the full first episode with her in it, then click here. (only works in the U.S. I think)

Turns out Raven goes by several other names, including Fiona, which is the name she used when she appeared on an episode of GhettoGaggers.

Check out her lovely pic from GhettoGaggers.

What a sweetheart! Bret Michaels picked a real winner here!

In case you have never heard of GhettoGaggers before, it is one of the most hardcore throat-fucking sites I have ever seen. Vomit, urination, shit-covered dicks, you name it, and they’ve got it.

Check out Raven’s scene here, errrr, I mean Fiona. Or whatever the hell this bitch’s real name is.

Check out GhettoGaggers.com if you are into seeing dumb sluts like this get sexually used and abused for cash. I bet they pay better than the Rock of Love. Before I log off, here’s another pic of her licking a dirty man’s asshole! Does it taste like pennies you whore? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

This video would be hilarious if it wasn’t so obvious that this kid was on the verge of death. Look at how swollen and red those cheeks are! The fact that whoever is filming that is basically making fun of him makes it even more bizarre.

Actually, who am I kidding. This shit is still hilarious. Make sure you have your sound on.

Check out Chubby Cuppy Cake Sam here.

If you’re tired of dealing with the local thugs in the bad part of town, now you can get your groove on the safe way, by ordering your illegal narcotics online.

Order yourself some crack here.

Thanks to a legal loophole in the Maastrict Treaty establishing free trade within the European Community, we are able to sell direct, to you the Public, from Malta, where cocaine is a recognised pharmecutical. As long as it is all for your own consumption (i.e. not for resale), there is nothing Customs and Excise nor the Police can do.

In case you are a bit dense, please don’t enter your credit card info on that site.

I came across this story that says a pregnant woman decided to have her breasts removed when she was pregnant because they grew to an enormous size and were causing her incredible pain.

This article seems a little strange to me. First of all, why did she have to get them removed instead of just doing a simple breast reduction? It makes it sound like they chopped the suckers right off. Pretty nasty if that’s the case.

Secondly, they put a small black square over her eyes like they are trying to protect her identity, but they state her name right in the article and show the pics of her massive boobs for us all to jack off to.

I think maybe someone at the Sun was smoking crack when they wrote this article. At least they included pictures of her tits.

Check out the original article here.

Here’s one of my latest creations. Actually I just built the whole site in one day. I’ve been slacking in my porn site operations, so I thought I better start cranking out some more sites.

This one is for the foot fetish fanatics out there. I figured if I linked it here I might start getting some search engine traffic to it.

FootFetishes.org

Quite the fancy domain name for only $9. Check it out if you’re into sexy female feet.

Former Hamilton County morgue worker Kenneth Douglas was sent to prison Tuesday for three years after admitting he had sex with a corpse of a murder victim 26 years ago - a sentence the victim’s mother said was woefully inadequate.

Castration would not be too severe a penalty in my mind,” Lori Range wrote from her Florida home in a letter to Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge William Mallory.

Range is the mother of Karen Range, the 18-year-old whose nearly headless body Douglas had sex with the day she was murdered.

That wasn’t the only time Douglas had sex at his second-shift job at the morgue.

Douglas, 55, of Westwood, told authorities he often got high and drunk while at the morgue and invited women there, where he partied with them and had sex. He admitted that while he was an attendant at the morgue, he pulled the body of Range, from the cooler and abused her corpse.

He also told authorities he abused other bodies when he worked there - all young females.

Check out the full article here.

Believe it or not, I am somewhat of a clean freak. I am constantly cleaning my house. I’m not quite at the Howie Mandel level of clean-freakedness, but I am pretty dam close.

Well, just imagine someone like me having to spend a day in the dirtiest apartment in the world. I would either have to start cleaning the place, or I would hang myself. Check this shit out.

Behold, the dirtiest apartment in the world.

From the orginal poster: “We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found”

I feel sorry for the person that had to clean that up. It would probably just be easier to bulldoze the place and start over.

So you might have heard already, Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin’s Yahoo account has been hacked and the contents are now floating around the Internet for all to see. What kind of an idiot uses a Yahoo account for confidential government emails? Unfortunately she never got caught with any tranny porn or anything really good. But all her family’s personal email addresses are available if you want to drop them an email.

Check out the contents of Sarah Palin’s hacked Yahoo account here.

I’m not sure what it is about her, but I would love to tap that sweet Eskimo ass. Here’s some great photoshops of Sarah Palin in XXX action. Unfortunately, none of these are real.

Click the pics for a bigger version.

If you’d rather check out some real celebrity porn, then visit:

Babylon-X - The Best Celeb Porn Site on the Net!

This picture that archives a simple request for help on the Internet, shows why that should never be done. People are ruthless when they are able to hide behind a keyboard.

Click here to see Why You Never Ask For Help On The Internet.

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