Sexy bitch. I’d lick that horn.

An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat’s.

Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year.

Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of the mother of seven’s forehead.

The condition has left her family baffled and worried.

Her youngest of six sons, Zhang Guozheng, 60, said when a patch of rough skin formed on her forehead last year ‘we didn’t pay too much attention to it’.

‘But as time went on a horn grew out of her head and it is now 6cm long,’ added Mr Zhang, whose eldest brother and sibling is 82 years old.

‘Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead. It’s quite possible that it’s another horn.’

Although, it is unknown what the protrusion is on Mrs Zhang’s head, it resembles a cutaneous horn.

This is a funnel-shaped growth and although most are only a few millimetres in length, some can extend a number of inches from the skin.

Cutaneous horns are made up of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails, and forms horns, wool and feathers in animals.

They usually develop in fair-skinned elderly adults who have a history of significant sun exposure but it is extremely unusual to see it form protrusions of this size.

The growths are most common in elderly people, aged between 60 and the mid-70s. They can sometimes be cancerous but more than half of cases are benign.

Common underlying causes of cutaneous horns are common warts, skin cancer and actinic keratoses, patches of scaly skin that develop on skin exposed to the sun, such as your face, scalp or forearms.

Cutaneous horns can be removed surgically but this does not treat the underlying cause.

Man, I am going to get all kinds of traffic from nasty perverts looking for real videos of a man getting fucked by a horse. Fortunately, this is not a real horse. Just some sort of creepy robot horse created by a furry. The worst part is how the horse head moves around while he is getting pumped by it.

I love this old guy. He doesn’t piss around.

The black guy needed “an ambulamps” by the time this was done.

This is some of the creepiest photoshop work I have ever seen.

Check out the rest at manbabies.com

I’d like to be there the day this guy has an epiphany and realizes he has ruined his life. Or maybe the day he has to go into a McDonalds for a job interview.

Apparently someone decided to write some famous people, including convicted serial killers, just to see what kind of response he would get. He did get responses, and some of them are pretty dam funny.

Here’s an example of some correspondence from Richard Ramirez -the Nightstalker. (Gotta love the personalized serial killer stationery he sent with his letter.)

The NightStalker’s Response:

To: Billy
From: Richard Ramirez
Received: January 21, 1999

“Billy,
Greetings. Got your letter. What school do you go to? Who’s your friend? You should stay in school. Send pictures.
Richard”

Check out the rest of the letters here.

I think I may give this a try myself. Would be cool to have a hand-written letter from Charles Manson framed behind my bar.

What kind of a sick fuck has sex with a 9 year old? What a rotten story. I hope they chop his head off with a sword. Or maybe that’s the Japs that do that, not the Chinese. Either way, that would be a suitable punishment.

A GIRL of NINE has given birth to a healthy baby boy.

The child was delivered via caesarean on January 27 in north east China and weighed in at 6lbs (2.75kg).

The circumstances surrounding the girl’s pregnancy are unknown, but her parents have sought legal help as sex with a child under the age of fourteen is punishable by a rape conviction.

Despite the young age of the mother, from Songyuan, and the potential for severe complications, it has been reported the girl and her new baby are doing well.

The baby was delivered at Changchun hospital, in the Jilin province.

Young pregnancies are reportedly on the rise in China.

A Shanghai hospital said about 30 per cent of abortions were on school-aged girls.

Original article here.

This is disgusting and reads more like some sort of bestiality sex story than something you’d read on a female oriented mainstream website. For example:

Was I the only one who fed breast milk to a dog? I got on the internet, and within minutes I’d found no end of women who’d breastfed dogs, cats, even pigs. A lot of them didn’t just pour the milk into their pet’s bowls, they let them suckle at their breasts, too.

‘Oh my God,’ I gasped, as I looked at a photo of a woman with a cat suckling on her boob.

Surely that was unhygienic? Not to mention painful?
But the more I read, the more normal it seemed.
It’s almost as rewarding as feeding a baby, one woman had written.

That night, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Clearly, Dixie liked my milk.
So a few nights later, after I’d fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple.

Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin.
It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there.

‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest.
Despite having a mouthful of sharp teeth, she didn’t bite me and 10 minutes later, I gently pulled her off.

I admit, that excerpt almost gave me a boner. Check out the rest of the story here.

Pretty sweet… a real life cyclops was just given birth to. I hope it grows up to be big and bad ass like that one from the old movie Krull.

I like how he goes up for a fresh supply of air, then sinks like a rock as he shoves his massive meat hammer into his own mouth. He even gets his flippers involved at one point. Creepy fucking animal.