Jean Claude Van Damme was a bad ass even when he was 4 years old. I don’t know what movie this is from but for some reason it made me laugh.

I somehow managed to get a glimpse at David Carradine’s facebook page before it got deleted after his untimely death. Check it out below (click for bigger pic)

OK, I know pretty much everyone would run away from this broad if they were sober, but what about if you were stinking drunk? I’ll be the bigger man and admit it, I would probably fuck this broad if I was hammered. What about you?

Everyone knows youtube is home to some of the worst pieces of shit the world has to offer. Wiggers, retards, wannabe comedians with no talent, failed musicians, the list goes on and on. Well, today I found a youtuber that makes all that other crap look like child’s play. I will admit, this actually frightened me the first time I seen it.

I think he has that disease that makes you look like an old man, even though you are not. (I think it is called Progeria).

Be sure to check out the rest of his videos on his youtube account. Some of them are so disturbing that you might now be able to sleep after viewing them.

Now you see, this is why I never leave North America. You hear stuff about these great beaches in foreign countries with hot topless chicks running around, but I think this video is closer to reality.

I have no idea what is going on in this video, but what I see happening is a black girl takes a big shit in her bikini, then a dead, naked body washes up on shore with his wang hanging out.

Maybe somebody that speaks the language can click the video to go to youtube and read some of the comments and figure out what kind of clusterfuck was going on there.

Sometimes when you see a horrific video on the Internet you can become desensitized and forget that the people involved in the video are real people, with parents, friends and sometimes even their own kids.

For example, look at the jarsquatter.com guy. This sicko shoves a glass up his ass and breaks it, then sits there on camera picking broken glass out of his anus while blood gushes out onto the floor. What makes a person like that tick? What in the hell would possess them to start shoving glasses up their ass on camera?

Well now you can find out. Mr. JarSquatter himself decided to give an interview.

Check out the full interview here.

Here are some of the excerpts:

Mark for Best Gore: Most men are extremely sensitive about foreign objects entering their anus. What made you like it? How would you describe the sensation?

Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I decided to stretch my anus to the max many years ago. I wanted to be able to fist my own ass, which I eventually managed. The ability to stick your own fist up your rectum definitely offers a variety of sensations that you can’t experience otherwise. I must admit that the beginning were rather tough. Until your anal opening is stretched well enough, trying to force large objects through there induces vomiting. As you continue doing it, you eventually get used to it and don’t throw up anymore. Then it’s pure pleasure.

I can’t believe the size of this thing… over 50 feet long. It actually looks like something from the movie Anaconda.

Apparently Connie Culp had her husband try to shoot her face off with a shotgun. As you can see here, he did a fairly good job, but didn’t quite finish her.

For reference, here’s what she looked like before. Hey, I’d take a big run at that with my cock out.

Now this is what she looks like after the miracle of plastic surgery.

Would you hit that shit? I would. Her face looks all comfy and soft like a nice afghan or heated blanket. Imagine getting head from her? Good lord. I need to go relieve myself. Here’s a couple more pics from her press conference.

 And finally, here she is speaking in public for the first time.

You might remember this guy from my last article about him attempting to wrestle. His name is Kyle Maynard, and at least he was able to beat more than one opponent in a wrestling match. I suspect he’ll never enjoy a win in MMA. Seriously, this has to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. It’s like being attacked by a dog that is unable to use its teeth…. just a series of attempted head butts to your knees.

This guy’s parents or friends should really tell him to pack it in. This is just a freak show and I’ll eat a piece of dog shit if he ever wins a single match.

I honestly had to go over this entire site for 10 minutes to try to determine if it was some sort of parody site or a joke. It turns out the site is completely real, and was developed by McDonald’s.

Check it out at 365Black.com

From their site:

“At McDonald’s^®, we believe that African-American culture and achievement should be celebrated 365 days a year — not just during Black History Month. That’s the idea behind 365Black.com. It’s a place where you can learn more about education, employment, career advancement and entrepreneurship opportunities, and meet real people whose lives have been touched by McDonald’s.”

It’s like the designers of the site are purposely trying to make the site offensive to black people. Case in point, this is the image you first see when you visit the site:

McDonald’s gave me a chance to share my love of Chicken McNuggets!? Seriously? All they are missing is a joke about watermelon and grape drink.