A real-life Kuato from Total Recall. Why do all these freaks always seem to come from India?

I wonder if he has a second normal cock? That mutant cock isn’t looking like it is up to par for pleasing the ladies.

I don’t know if someone edited this video to include this music, or if this actually aired on CNN just as it did here, but it fucking cracks me up everytime I watch it.

Sorry for the lack of upates lately. I haven’t died or anything. But after watching this video, I kinda wish I had died. It’s a video of two dirty, shirtless Mexicans getting their heads chopped off by the drug cartel, which is nothing new really. But what is new is that one of them gets his head chopped off by a chainsaw. Not something you see everyday. If you stick around near the end of the video you also get to hear some blood-curdling gasps for air by the guy that was unfortunate enough to get his head chopped off by the knife. I think I would have opted for the chainsaw in this case….at least it was over quick. The look on the one dude’s face is priceless as he finally glances over to see his buddy lying headless beside him. He’s like: “Oh shit. Where’s his head?”

Check out the video here.

Apparently there’s a new drug making the rounds in Russia. It’s about 10 times cheaper than heroin and can be made with over the counter drugs, but 1000 times more deadly. It’s called krokodil (or crocodile) because it turns your skin scaly and grey like a reptile.

The really sickening part is that as your addiction progresses it causes your flesh to rot and fall off your body, leaving your bones exposed to the elements. You basically rot to death.

Check out these videos of krokodil victims being treated.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=819_1308855270

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=355_1309413514

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ad_1309055573

Probably some of the grossest shit I have ever seen. They literally look like extras in a Return of the Living Dead movie.

Is getting high really worth that? What’s wrong with just buying a case of Budweiser and drinking until you are black-out drunk? They must get one hell of a high off that shit…as most continue to inject themselves even as they watch parts of their body fall off.

Millions of kids just had the image of one of their heroes destroyed in one fell swoop by this insane hobo Batman that got into a fight with a Mexican in Vegas. Watch at the 28 second mark when Batman tells him to suck his dick. Those have to be the absolute worst punches I have ever seen anyone throw.

Come on hobo Batman, that’s just pathetic. Bruce Wayne’s parents would be turning in their grave to see their son beat up by a drunken Mexican.

Show off your hatred of the world’s #1 camel-fucker by wearing this Osama Bin Laden is Dead T-Shirt.

I thought I would post this video by one of my favourite bands, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, in honour of the death of the camel fucker, Osama Bin Laden. Good riddance.

edit: sorry, the video keeps getting taken down for being “Hate speech.”

You can still check out some of their other videos and tunes here.

How desperate to get off do you have to be to reach the point where you would consider raping a dog in the ass? Apparently this is a pretty common occurrence in Turkey. Check out this story about a dog that was raped and killed right behind a government building in the Sincan municipality in Ankara.

Here’s a pic of the poor dog. (take notice of the enlarged anus.)

Take a look at the mug on this guy. Imagine if you were 9 years old and this guy tried to rape you… you would be scarred for life.

Tampa, Florida — A volunteer at Lowry Park Zoo is under arrest–charged with molesting a nine-year-old boy on zoo property.

Cameron Spurback, 21, is charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and lewd and lascivious molestation.

According to the police report, the boy went into a zoo bathroom and was approached by Spurback who pulled the boy’s pants down and fondled him. Police then said Spurback pulled down his own pants and fondled himself in front of the child.

The boy ran from the bathroom and told his parents who then flagged down zoo security who detained Spurback as he left the bathroom.

Tampa Police officers were on the scene within minutes. Police tell 10 News Spurback admitted to the offense.

Spurback had just completed his volunteer shift at the zoo. His job is preparing food for the animals and does not normally have contact with the public.