I can’t believe they actually aired this on TV. Fast forward to the 1 minute mark to see the good stuff.

The funniest thing is how the female news anchor manages to keep a straight face after listening to that gay crackhead speak.

This article is claiming that this person is the first one to have undergone a full face transplant, but I remember posting this article quite a while back. Not sure who really was the first, but anyway, here is the story, along with the horrific photo. Personally, I’d rather be dead.

MADRID — A Spanish man who underwent the world’s first full face transplant appeared before TV cameras Monday for the first time since his surgery, thanking his doctors and the family of the donor. Identified only as Oscar, the 31-year-old spoke with considerable difficulty at a news conference at Vall d’Hebron hospital, where he was operated on in late March.

During the 24-hour surgery, doctors lifted an entire face, including jaw, nose, cheekbones, muscles, teeth and eyelids, and placed it masklike onto the man. He has been described as a farmer who was unable to breathe or eat on his own after accidentally shooting himself in the face five years ago. The head of the surgical team, Dr. Joan Pere Barret, said Monday the man will need between a year and 18 months of physical therapy and is expected to regain up to 90 percent of his facial functions.

The news conference was called because the man was being released from the hospital and sent home. He is now able to drink liquids and eat soft foods, and has been able to speak for the past two months, the hospital said in a statement. The patient also has regained feeling in most of his face and is partly recovering movement of his muscles. One good sign was that a week after the operation, he had to be shaved because of beard growth.

But he also suffered acute rejection twice — once four weeks after the surgery and again between the second and third months. Both times, the new face was saved with medication, the statement said.

It’s hard to believe this is a real photo, but apparently it is. Some people were sailing off the coast of South Africa, doing some whale-watching. A nearby boater caught the ordeal on camera. Unbelievably, no one was injured in the incident, including the whale.

Here’s a full article on the story.

I don’t know how much they are paying this guy, or exactly what drugs he is on, but he sure seems to love his job.

Mel Gibson is one of my personal heros. Not only is he responsible for 3 of the greatest movies of all time (Mad Max series) he is also one of the few people left in the world that isn’t afraid to speak his mind. Hell, when he was getting booked for DUI he even called a female cop “sugar tits”. What’s not to like about the guy?

He’s recently got himself into another shitstorm over some recordings that were made of him when he was arguing with his girlfriend (allegedly).

You can read his rants below, or listen to the first part here.

MG: “… because you’re trying to breastfeed with fucking foreign bodies in you. Is that it?”

OG: “That has nothing to do with it.”

MG: “Oh, it has nothing to do with what – the fact that you had foreign bodies in there?”

OG: “Correct.”

MG: “Correct okay good. So you’re not lying to me about fake tits?”

OG: “I never have.”

MG: “Yes. Yes, you just did. You said they weren’t. You fucking lied to me before.”

OG: “I didn’t. I never said anything of the kind. You never asked me, I never told you. Or maybe you asked me but I never lied about this.”

MG: “Who cares, they look ridiculous, get rid of ‘em why don’t you. Anyway –“

OG: “That’s not none of your fucking business.”

MG: “It is, it is. They look stupid. It’s just an appraisal. Keep ‘em if you want. Look stupid, see if I give a fuck.”

MG: “They’re too big and they look stupid. They look like some vegas bitch. They look like a vegas whore. And you go around sashaying in your tight clothes and stuff – I won’t stand for that anymore.”

OG: “I don’t walk around in tight clothes. I stay at home most of the time.”

MG: “You fucking do. You go out in public and it’s a fucking embarrassment. You look like a fucking bitch on heat. And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it’ll be your fault, alright? Because you provoked it.”

MG: “You are provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants [inaudible] and that green thing today was enough – that’s provocative. Ok? I’m telling you. I’m just telling you the truth.”

MG: “I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you. I don’t believe you anymore. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you. I don’t want you. Ok?”

MG: “Stay in the fucking house. I’m not giving it to you but I’ll let you stay there. Ok? And I will take care of my child but I don’t want you anymore.”

You can listen to Part 2 here.

OG: Yes?

MG: Stay on this phone and don’t hang up on me. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! SO JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY FUCKING RANTING. LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DO TO ME.

OG: I didn’t do anything to you.

MG: A pain in the ass!

OG: You are ruining my life!

MG: You make my life so fucking difficult!

OG: Well you know what, it’s so –

MG: Why can’t you be a woman who fucking supports me instead of a woman that sucks off me. And just fucking sucks me dry. And wants, and wants. Go through this relationship if you’re a good woman and you love me. I don’t believe you anymore. I’m sick of your bullshit! Has any relationship ever worked with you? NO!

OG: Listen to me. You don’t love me because somebody who loves does not behave this way.

(crosstalk)

MG: Shut the fuck up. I know I’m behaving like this because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration.

OG: One second please. Can I please speak?

MG: I love you because I’ve treated you with every kindness, every consideration. You rejected … you will never be happy. Fuck you! Get the fuck away from me! But my daughter is important! All right? Now, you have one more chance. And I mean it. Now fucking go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (huffing with anger) You make me wanna smoke. You fuck my day up. You care about yourself.

OG: You’re so selfish.

MG: When I’ve been so fucking good to you. You fucking try to destroy me.

OG: I didn’t do anything. I did not do anything. This is your selfish imagination. That’s bull!

MG: Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile and blow me! ‘Cause I deserve it.

OG: I’m sleeping with the baby. I’m waking up every two hours. I fell asleep because I was waiting for you because you weren’t ready to go to the jacuzzi as we agreed.

MG: Who the fuck cares? We agreed nothing.

OG: You just enjoy insulting me. That’s all.

MG: Fuck you, I so fucking do. Because you’ve hurt me so bad. You insult me with every look, every breath, every heartbeat.

OG: I did not do anything. I apologize for nothing.

MG: What? What? You apologize for nothing? Well then you’re a dishonest cunt! Because you need to apologize for a reason.

OG: I wanted to have peace. You are unbalanced.

MG: Instinctively, I feel that. And I will not be patronized by you.

OG: You’re unbalanced. You need medication.

MG: If you will not fucking admit that, then get the fuck out. I will make your god damn life miserable. Alright?

OG: You need medication.

MG: What? What?

OG: You need medication.

MG: I need a woman, not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. I don’t need medication. You need a fucking bat to the side of the head. All right? How about that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking… you need a fucking soul.

I need medication? I need someone who fucking treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot. and she gives me shit with a fucking sour look and says I’m mean. What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it! You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (huffing)

You fucking don’t care about me. I’m having a hard time and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch. You fucking, selfish bitch. Don’t you dare hang up on me.

OG: I can’t listen to this anymore.

MG: You hang up, I’m coming over there.

OG: I’ll call the police.

MG: What?

OG: I’ll call the police.

MG: You fucking cunt. I’m coming to my house. You’re in my house, honey.

OG: Yes, but you … don’t call me honey.

MG: You’re in my house, so I’ll call the police and tell them there’s someone in my house. How about that?

OG: You can do that. That’s fine.

MG: Fuck you! I don’t involve the police in anything because I stand up for myself. You, you weak cunt, you call the fucking cops.

OG: Then I will go to Alicia’s right now.

MG: Why don’t you fuck off to that cunt bitch Alicia’s. She was fucking making eyes at me. She’d have s—– me in 5 seconds. Take that one up with her. I was trying to spare your god damn feelings. She’d have blown me in 5 seconds! She’s not your friend. You don’t have any fucking friends except me. And you treat me like shit. So that’s why I’m so fucking angry. Because I don’t have any friends. And I try to make one from you and you treat me like shit and you fucking use me. The career is over! And boy, when I said that, you lit out of here faster than I’ve ever seen you before. And now you’ll be at Alicia’s place. You just showed me what you are. Absolutely. Unequivocally.

OG: I don’t care if you don’t spend another penny. Listen to me, Mel, I don’t give a damn if you don’t spend another penny on me.

MG: Oh yes you do!

OG: I’m just fearing for the life of my daughter.

MG: You’ll find some other fucker to pay for you.

OG: Listen to me…

MG: You’re a cunt and a whore! That’s what you are and you have just proved it. You got out of here in record time.

OG: Because I’m saving my life and my daughter’s life. That’s what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn about my music. And I don’t give a damn about you spending another penny. I’m saving her life. You almost killed us, did you forget?

MG: The last three years have been a fucking gravy train for you.

OG: You were hitting a woman with a child in her hands. You! What kind of a man is that, hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth, twice, in the face. What kind of man is that?

MG: Oooh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you fucking deserved it.

OG: You’re gonna answer, one day, boy, you’re gonna answer.

MG: Huh? What? Are you threatening me?

OG: Nothing, nothing. I’m not the one to threaten.

MG: I’m threatening you? I’ll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt. You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order. For what? What are you gonna get a restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly? For hitting you? For what?

Here is the third part of his rants.

MG: “I will fire ____ if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire her. I’ll report her to the fu*king people that take fu*king money from the wetbacks! Okay?

MG: “You fu*king ignorant bitch! I don’t understand you. You’re saying stupid shit! How dare you fu*king even insult me with some of the stupid reasoning you have. Your logic sucks because you’re a fu*king mentally deprived idiot!”

OG: “You made me moneyless. I used to have hundred thousand dollars a year when you met me. You took me, you possessed me. Everything I am you own me with my liver and my kidneys and my thoughts and my soul. Everything! My career, or whatever it is. Pathetic career. Whatever it is, it’s yours. You control me like marionette. I don’t belong to myself, only to you. I can’t do anything and I walk on eggshells always with you!”

MG: “That’s because you are a fucking using whore. I OWN YOU!”

MG: “You probably fucked ___! You know you did!

OG: “Wow. I swear in front of God that I did not.”

MG: “Fuck an ugly man! You don’t give a fuck as long as they pay your fucking rent!”

OG: “The baby is crying. I have to go.”

MG: “Go look after my child!”

OG: “She’s my child too.”

MG: “Yeah unfortunately, you cu*t whore! I hope she doesn’t turn out like you.”

WAY TO GO MEL!!! Give that useless cunt what she deserves. Here’s the inevitable remix.

And finally, here he is calling some stupid, pompous piece of shit an asshole. (wait for the end of the video)

Keep it up Mel, you’re the greatest.

Here’s something you don’t see too often in a riot. One of them decides to help himself to a free cell phone and quickly gets his ass handed to him by an onlooker. Good to see the thieving bastard get humiliated like that.

This shit happened at the recent G20 summit in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Apparently after this hit the news, Bell gave the “hero” a free cell phone and a $1000 donation in his name to a charity of his choice. Personally I think he probably would have appreciated receiving the $1000 himself.

Google has had some funny little easter eggs in the past where if you enter certain terms into their search engine and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, it would bring you to some funny results.

Some people feel these were put in place on purpose by Google employees, but there is really no way to tell for sure.

Now people have found a particularly nasty one. Here is how you find it:

1. Go to google.com
2. Enter “i can read wikipedia” in the search bar on that page.
3. Hit “I’m Feeling lucky”.

Just in case Google finds out about this and removes it, here is the result that was originally coming up for it. It’s possible that it’s just a random fluke, but could it also be a sign that Google has a racist prankster in their midst? (not that I give a flying fuck if they do)

Did you ever wonder what the late Gary Coleman’s penis might have looked like? If you did, what the fuck is wrong with you? Anyway, I have a link here that shows his cock, and it was massive. For some reason, he is in a shower with a bunch of other half-naked midgets, fighting, or wrestling or something. Very disturbing.

So, if you want to see it, click the link below.

If not, congrats on being normal.

So here it is, Gary Coleman’s Penis.

Is there anything hotter than two hot REAL twin sisters? If you click the pics below you can see a high-res photo gallery of these two hot twin sluts.

You can see how these two tried to make themselves look a little different by dying their hair, but otherwise they still look exactly the same. Right down to their perfect little, soft pussy lips. The blonde also added these crazy looking star tattoos on her back. Not sure what the hell she was thinking there.

If you click the picture below you can watch videos of them ramming giant cucumbers up their dripping cunts. You’ll notice the twin with the dark hair has a pussy that froths and secretes vaginal juice like a faucet. Seriously, I’ve jacked off to these videos about 5 times in the last 30 minutes.

I haven’t found a video preview of them being incestuous, but if one exists I will be sure to post it.

Some people’s parents must have really hated their children. Or maybe they were just trying to make their kids grow up strong like Johnny Cash talks about his song “A Boy Named Sue.” Either way, these are some fucking horrible names.

Chew Kok. I believe he does.

Mahboobeh. Ya, what about it?

Jed I Knight. Let the daily beatings begin!

Gaye Males. I wonder if he is a flamer?

Judy Graham Swallows. I think she should have just stuck with Graham.

Charley Willard Horse Dick. Seriously? Horse Dick?

Robert Fagot. Never married. No surprise there.

Mister Love. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Natalia Vagina.

Mike Litoris. Sounds to me like someone used a fake name for his interview.

Rusty Kuntz.

Oliver Loser. Doesn’t exactly sound like a winner.

Jack Goff.

Dumas and MacPhail. Doesn’t inspire too much confidence.

Willie Stroker. I am going to guess yes. he will.

B.J. Cobbledick. I bet she does.

Anass Afadass. An ass. A fat ass.

Anass Rhammar. An ass rammer.

Jesus Condom. What the hell were they thinking?

Batman Bin Suparman. I am thinking this is probably a fake ID gone wrong.