What kind of a sick fuck has sex with a 9 year old? What a rotten story. I hope they chop his head off with a sword. Or maybe that’s the Japs that do that, not the Chinese. Either way, that would be a suitable punishment.

A GIRL of NINE has given birth to a healthy baby boy.

The child was delivered via caesarean on January 27 in north east China and weighed in at 6lbs (2.75kg).

The circumstances surrounding the girl’s pregnancy are unknown, but her parents have sought legal help as sex with a child under the age of fourteen is punishable by a rape conviction.

Despite the young age of the mother, from Songyuan, and the potential for severe complications, it has been reported the girl and her new baby are doing well.

The baby was delivered at Changchun hospital, in the Jilin province.

Young pregnancies are reportedly on the rise in China.

A Shanghai hospital said about 30 per cent of abortions were on school-aged girls.

Original article here.

This is disgusting and reads more like some sort of bestiality sex story than something you’d read on a female oriented mainstream website. For example:

Was I the only one who fed breast milk to a dog? I got on the internet, and within minutes I’d found no end of women who’d breastfed dogs, cats, even pigs. A lot of them didn’t just pour the milk into their pet’s bowls, they let them suckle at their breasts, too.

‘Oh my God,’ I gasped, as I looked at a photo of a woman with a cat suckling on her boob.

Surely that was unhygienic? Not to mention painful?
But the more I read, the more normal it seemed.
It’s almost as rewarding as feeding a baby, one woman had written.

That night, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Clearly, Dixie liked my milk.
So a few nights later, after I’d fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple.

Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin.
It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there.

‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest.
Despite having a mouthful of sharp teeth, she didn’t bite me and 10 minutes later, I gently pulled her off.

I admit, that excerpt almost gave me a boner. Check out the rest of the story here.

Pretty sweet… a real life cyclops was just given birth to. I hope it grows up to be big and bad ass like that one from the old movie Krull.

I like how he goes up for a fresh supply of air, then sinks like a rock as he shoves his massive meat hammer into his own mouth. He even gets his flippers involved at one point. Creepy fucking animal.

Alright…I don’t care if you guys believe me … it’s real. This is the the most embarrassing thing that I’ve ever experienced… it was a horrible night for me..I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It’s very long, but I’ll do my best to recount all of the important details. no fucking cliffs….. read it to save yourself from something like this…

I called up this Asian girl I met and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said “hey my roommate is making some Chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed”. Now at that point I felt like I had to take a shit, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don’t crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.

Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)… and fuck… I had to take take a shit really badly… and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn’t bring my pee bottles with me to the date)… I really didn’t want to use her washroom because I didn’t want stink the place up… but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I’m not sure why.. but that’s what happened). So I rushed to the washroom… and thus begins the worst possible scenario imaginable.

I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO…. AND I have an erection…. what the fuck do I do? Which do I do first?

So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can… but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!

So then I’m like “fuck this… I’ll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out”… so I sit on the can… grasp my penis hard to try and “block” it… and I then tried to let the crap come out….that didn’t work so well…

As I relaxed my anal sphincters… my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor… I started panicking at this point… so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in… I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.

I then closed everything off again (you can’t imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)… wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor….then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:

I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there… I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor….

At that point things get even worse…

The turd wouldn’t fucking dissolve… and the damn bish was asking me wtf I’m doing showering in her washroom….

I then answer “yea lol… I’m showering… is that ok?”…

She says: what the hell? why?? you don’t think we’re having sex do you???

At this point I can’t even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

She then gets mad and says: “wtf? is this some kind of joke… get out of there!!”

I say: “no please don’t come in… I’m not done yet…”

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my shit was releasing shit smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid… the girl could smell it and she said: “Why the hell does it smell so fucking bad? What the hell are you doing in there???”

I say: “Please don’t come in… trust me.. you’ll regret it…”

She says: ”Fuck this… get out now or I’m unlocking the door..”

I beg her not too… but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass, large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can… I was so fucking embarrassed… I started shivering.

She looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers… “WTF did you do???”…she was starting to cry… I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself “I tried my best … I… I’m sorry”… She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she’s calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grab some toilet paper… pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and a lot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odor. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet.

To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP ended up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor… I’m literally crying at that point… I look for the plunger but I couldn’t find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet…I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf… she’s crying… as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now… I try to explain that the toilet is clogged… but she doesn’t let me … she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now… she grabs a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave… I leave.

About a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrassment.

All of this could have fucking been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and shit in her bathtub???? This is fucking retarded (yes mad).

To all you people saying “peeing in bottles is stupid/gross”… well fuck that… not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disasters like this one….

This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trusty pee bottle… I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneously peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster… no mess…. and none of this would have happened.

Anyway… should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? Maybe to apologize/explain myself? Or should i just hope I never run into her again?

I don’t know about you, but I am pretty much sick of any news that has to do with Tiger Woods any more. So he fucked a few bitches on the side, then got wasted and smashed up his Caddy. (allegedly)

Big Deal. I do that shit all the time. Especially the part about getting hammered and smashing up vehicles.

Well here’s something about Tiger that is a little different. Apparently there are a couple porn stars that are claiming to have had relations with Tiger at one point or another. Here is one of them, Holly Sampson. According to this article, she is allegedly mistress # 7.

I’ve seen some of her videos and she looks like a real whore. Here’s some samples of what Tiger allegedly stuck his dick in. Enjoy the videos.

Who knows, maybe we’ll get to see some cell phone footage of Tiger sticking his cock in that slut soon enough.

In the meantime, you can check out more hardcore videos of Holly Sampson at NaughtyAmerica.com.

Someone should probably tell these guys not to sit beside each other on the bench.

This recording cracks me up. You can tell right from the start that she planned on shooting this dumb fucker. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Around here I would be put in prison for defending my home with a shotgun. Good for her. Crazy old man picked the wrong house to break in to.

“That’s a huuuuuge bitch!!!”

I’d like to fuck her. How about you? Apparently she is just under 7 feet tall. I wonder if her cunt is sized proportionately with the rest of her body? I bet her clit is the size of my dick!

Look at the length of her legs! They go right up to that other model’s tits.

And here’s a video of her in case you think those photos are altered.

North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever – a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck.

Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanks, and colleagues, report in this week’s Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck (Oxyura vittata) that has a penis as long as its body – nearly half a metre long.

How the hell does it walk without tripping over that thing?

Check out the original article here.